On here because I just want to laugh with people, and I’m quite lonely. I’m 55 with a disabled spine. I’ve got more metal in me than a terminator! No ulterior motive. I’m not about to rock anyone’s world. Just like to make people laugh xxx

If engagement farmers created real crop - we'd all be fucking obese 🙄

Just tried to open up a food menu in my local pub and it was stuck together. If this had been a Fiesta magazine from the 80's - I would have been horrified 😱

Be nice to get a few followers that don’t have the words ‘Anal milf’ in their bio. I’d be delighted with the words ‘Intransigent Ape’ it’s got that bad😳😳😳

Properly laughed at this cracker!😂

Julia Stiles and Ezra Sosa’s Dedication Night Contemporary | Dancing wit... youtu.be/_JppcwYFLag?si=rExf… via @YouTube Heath Ledger tribute. 10 things I hate about you is the best Shakespeare adaption ever! I’m not crying at all😪😪😪

Yay customs finally released my copy. Can't buy this in the UK, which is ridiculous! Tonight sorted!

Seeing him Friday night at the O2 in London. Can't wait.

Why is it whenever I finish a streaming binge and go back to terrestrial TV, Naked bloody attraction is on🤢🤢🤢

Charly has never sat on my bean bag, and it's two years old. Came down stairs to find the scallywag had hauled it into the garden for a chill session🤣

It's that time of year when you can devour this beauty. Due to a hangover that would have stopped a French riot - I've not touched it yet. But it's getting annihilated tonight!

Morrisins and their cheap margaritas can fuck the fuck off 🤢🤢🤢

My evening sorted.

I’m not an engagement farmer Or a 5 star fire alarmer Here on Advice from the Dalai Lama That my one night stand with Kier Starmer Would never make me any calmer So follow me for i’m quite a charmer And i’ll take off all my body armour And you’ll find a proper Jeffrey Dahmer😏

I'm wasted on here🙄

4 pack of Stella and Traitors. Early night for me. long week. I need my beauty sleep! this gelatinous mound of decomposed skin that masquerades as a face - doesn't look this good without hard work you know!

Blimie, I've taken my dog on walks that lasted longer!

Yesterday I had a debt collection letter, turns out it's identity fraud, spent all day sorting that. Then in the evening my washing machine coldwater pipe burst and flooded my kitchen. Other than a stroke - don't see how today can be worse 🙏 🙏 🙏

My feed is as follows Photos of badly cooked meals Idiotic questions (is it ok for a man to pee inside a woman was today’s worst) That bloody Trump tiger video I’ve just survived cancer and look at my huge tits Moronic surveys So, how do I change the algorithm for this shite?

Meeting the wonderful Flo&Joan. Brilliant night out. Watch their prime special to see how funny they are x