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Harri McHormse retweeted
🚨🇬🇧 NEW: Abdul El-Sayed clashes with Sky News as the first polls close in the US midterms
"Like five people watch Sky News in the US"
In Burnham's Britain you can only do missionary under the covers in the dark. Women are no longer allowed to cum.
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Ohhhhhh my god you need to make tough decisions on welfare spending? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite George Osborne??
And this will be used to make sure that you aren't wanking to facesitting porn. Because this is a normal country.
"The flag of Montenegro caused me to have a mental breakdown. I'm 35 and live with my parents btw" I couldn't have come up with anything funnier if I tried
This has me in tears man theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
Harri McHormse retweeted
relistening to Money for Nothing and it strikes me that they shouldn't have said the f slur multiple times (girlfriend leaves room) if Mark Knopfler was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
Lookin at my bereals (yes I still do that) from my time in London and wow I had no light behind my eyes then
Harri McHormse retweeted
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K
