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THE DARLO - WALRUS PARADOX
Dec 31st
Thor Walrus appears in Scarborough
Jan 1st
Thor Walrus departs Scarborough
Jan 2nd
10:00 Darlo Walrus departs to Scarborough
12:30 Thor Walrus appears 3 miles from Darlo Walrus' house
15:30 @safc 2-5 @Official_Darlo
15:45 My family see Thor
Right, I'm gonna say it. This is fucking farcical.
Clearly some contractual stuff still needs sorting, but that should be done before any announcement. And we shouldn't be going into a game four days later with no clarity on who is in charge.
But hey, crossbar challenge!
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Darlington Football Club are delighted to announce the appointment of Craig Elliott as the new First Team Manager!
Craig joins the Quakers after an extensive managerial career spanning more than 900 games, with a proven track record of improving teams, achieving promotions and building successful sides.
The 48-year-old has signed a contract until the end of the 2028/29 season and will be in attendance at Tuesday nightโs home fixture against Oxford City at Blackwell Meadows.
Craig said he is excited by the opportunity, describing Darlington as a big club with great support and shared ambitions.
He added that he is looking forward to meeting everyone and will work hard and honestly to help the club climb the table.
๐ WELCOME TO BLACKWELL MEADOWS, CRAIG!
The club would also like to thank Bradford Park Avenue for their co-operation and understanding, and confirm that Terry Mitchell will remain at the club as Assistant Manager.
Further details and an interview with Craig will follow over the weekend.
Letโs get behind the new management team and get right behind the Quakers! ๐ค๐ค
๐ darlingtonfc.co.uk/news/craiโฆ
#WeAreDarlo #OurTownYourClub
Paging @FootballCliches re. Ampersand usage. War crime?
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โ๏ธ WELCOME BACK JACOB โ๏ธ
Striker Jacob Hazel returns to the Quakers on loan, we caught up with him following his move.
๐youtu.be/86fMOBTfPAw
#WeAreDarlo #OurTownYourClub
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Always nice to hear a commentator talk about our troubled history with sensitivity and accuracy. No erroneous references to liquidation, phoenix clubs etc ๐ค๐ค
I have always been a huge fan of Watson, but this is truly dire.
The parallels with Armstrong are unreal - we just seem totally bereft of ideas.
I reckon the club might hang fire a bit longer before making a change - but anything other than a win next week and he's toast.
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Darlington are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Sam Hetherington on a one-year deal ahead of the 2026/27 season. Welcome back to Blackwell Meadows, Sam! โซโช
Hear from Sam as he reflects on his return to the Quakers and looks ahead this season. โคต๏ธ
๐ youtu.be/38z2Z0wvXeY
#WeAreDarlo #OurTownYourClub
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A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)
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If we did manage to beat Norway, which with that disgusting goth they have up front will be a ridiculous task in itself, the last thing we want is to be playing Argentina. It's clear they are engineering a Messi farewell so all the little virgins can have one last wank over him
Did Danny Murphy genuinely just share that his childhood cat was lost forever when it climbed in a Royal Mail van?
Nonsense. It'll still be in there
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