Vending machine had a KitKat in it so I bought it. #Ballin

Sometimes doing nothing is doing everything but most of the time that just means you’re a lazy cunt #hmmmm

I haven’t used Twitter in a long time so hi guys, today I had a muffin, it was a shit muffin. #Tweetgod

When you think you win an arguement but your not sure if you actually won #Debatable

When you smoke a cigarette because you wanted to smoke a cigarette #Relatable

When you tweet to become a tweeter that tweets stuff #Relatable

When you look in the mirror and you see your reflection #Relatable