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Chris Simms: “Jalen Hurts blew a lead and that’s why I can’t have him higher.”
Also Chris Simms: “Anyways, here’s why I have Justin Herbert at 4th.”
I hate that Joel has a bad game and cornballs like this start writing fan fiction
Only dude in the league that can’t play bad for a single game without fantasy
Joel Embiid won’t allow the 76ers to even reach the finals. He’ll never be the same, it’s over (not his fault).
Everything he does on the court is so alarming. He’s slower than ever, looks tired, unbelievably inefficient, he’s been a big dope out there.
If you swapped him out with Anthony Davis it would legitimately guarantee a 76ers vs Spurs 7 game series.
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On repeat for forever 🔁
Whole squad waiting for Embiid to do his And-1 celly, then watch LeBron laugh afterwards…
Vibes are so high it’s getting dangerous
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According to the official NBA schedule analysis, the 76ers actually possess the single toughest opening 10-game stretch in the entire league, meaning their density of elite opponents is frontloaded more heavily than anyone else's.
Silver waited on Bron to make the schedule 😑
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Jaylen Brown the first FMVP people will tell you with a straight face you can’t win with.
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Jaylen Brown says the 76ers are Tyrese Maxey’s team
“Maxey’s been leading the way, 100%. He’s been here, this is his team. Him and Joel have been here for a while, so the mindset has been to compliment those guys. I’m finding my footing, but Maxey’s been leading the way for sure.”
(h/t @Fullcourtpass )
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Eagles running out the "we're randomly ass one year so we get a top 10 pick and 4th place schedule then a generational demigod drops to us in the draft" gimmick again













