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Disciple of “Ball Security is Job Security” | Certified Bears and CW Believer | Illinois 96’ | Ryder #Somethings

Joined November 2020
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Around here, PCA means MVP.
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“Truly this game would look a lot different if Illinois was better from the free throw line” Ummmm no shit?????
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Can’t come back from being down 22 if you shoot 8/19 from the free throw line… #FREEthrows
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Dra Gibbs-Lawhorn
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Zero, and I mean zero class out of the Texas Tech fan base. Kid is on the ground hurt and you are chanting “he’s a pussy!”. Be better, you have made a lifelong enemy tonight. #Somethings
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Free-agent DT Jordan Elliott is working out today for the Chicago Bears.
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Great spot heading into the bye. Get healthy and get ready to fully take over the North #BearDown
Your Chicago #Bears are back in first place in the NFC North: 1. Bears 7-2 2. Lions 6-2 3. Vikings 6-2 4. Packers 6-3
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Now THAT'S a TD 🤩 📺: NBC
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"Becoming Ben" from Sunday NFL Countdown Bears Coach Ben Johnson’s offensive mind was developing long before he ever reached the NFL. Here's the story of how Johnson began drawing his own plays at 10 years old and the path that it put him on to becoming one of the league's preeminent playcallers. @ESPNNFL
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Good Morning
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If this was next year, the biggest game on tomorrow’s slate would be like Iowa/NW. The rest of these top tier matchups would essentially be scrimmages with playoff bids already locked in. So enjoy the day. There might never be a better college football regular season Saturday
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Lars Rau, the @IlliniFootball punter and holder, picks up the first down himself ‼️😳 Watch on FOX
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose #illini
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This is just ridiculous from Illinois.
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They give chips in AA They give chips in NA They don’t gimme no chips for my problems. They push and push until you lose it all then they laugh at you while they rake em away. Day at a time … day at time … day at time. Bend don’t break.
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"That's a masterclass, bro." Caleb Williams and the @chicagobears offense shined in primetime 🌟 @insidethenfl Week 8 Mic'd Up on X
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🚨 OFFICIAL MONANGUYS RECRUITMENT 🚨 31 elite Kyle Monangai enthusiasts. one belief: there is no one better than Kyle Monangai we are hiring for seat 32 and it won’t be handed out lightly. Want in? Apply via application below. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… #monanguys #bears
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🚨 OFFICIAL MONANGUYS RECRUITMENT 🚨 31 elite Kyle Monangai enthusiasts. one belief: there is no one better than Kyle Monangai we are hiring for seat 32 and it won’t be handed out lightly. Want in? Apply via application below. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… #monanguys #bears
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