No room for new ideas when you think with your mouth. Voted world’s best cat dad eight years running. Lazy hack writer. #RollTide

Detroit, MI
Joined March 2011
Out for blood
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The naysayers are getting embarrassing. Every day, people are using AI to make incredible breakthroughs and answer some of the toughest questions around, like "what do I like about my child?"
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"Party at DeShaun’s"
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goofy ahh fumble lmfaoooo
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my hot take is that if you are an incumbent running against a fascist, you should rig the election if you don't think you'll win
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I fucking love this video
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She was never pro queer , just their money
Nicki Minaj being against prominent sex changes knowing who a majority of her fanbase is consisted of is one of the biggest head scratchers ever.
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The only winless team left in the NFL: The Los Angeles Chargers
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Dan Campbell is kinda restarted.
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Kellen Moore said they’ll evaluate if staff changes are needed but not jumping in
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Brian Flores blitzing on 3rd and 33:
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Can’t run the ball Can’t stop the run Can’t win in the NFL
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When they fire Kellen Moore and we have a top 5 pick, star QB, good WR core, and 100 million in cap space whew
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It’s a 100x more attractive job than it was when they hired Kellen. Problem is front office shouldn’t be allowed to hire a 3rd head coach
Coaches gonna be all over that saints job with a top 5 pick, young QB and WR core
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UGA, Ole Miss, Kentucky, Wisconsin, Northwestern, LSU, TAMU
Big Ten vs SEC Who wins these 7 hypothetical games?
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DJ Lagway got coaches fired in two different schools in 2 years. That’s almost impossible to do
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Save my bitch ass life #Please
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Michigan has 0 TDs and 5 INTs in its last 3 games.
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DoorDash is so cool bro I love paying double the price for food that is cold and soggy by the time it gets to you
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This bathroom has no bro barriers
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