@HazelCorp

Professional Ice cream and lollipop biter | I like TTRPGs, Vidya games and science | :3c user (4:38 is my favorite) | INTP-T | 18+ minors DNI they/them

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hazelcorp.com
Joined February 2018
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  • Following1.7K
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Welcome to the internet.
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Porceline@kemonoPorcelineOct 20
You write like you grip the crayon with both hands
kansas 𖦏@midwestmalaise_Oct 19
race map let me know your thoughts.
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Wild Replies
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Jackson@FrameDodgeOct 19
patent pending
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zy𠃩@Zy___9Oct 16
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Satan
@s8nOct 15
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Least privilege is a daytime value. At 2 a.m. ever
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Selene@selenesynthesisOct 6
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nyara
@nyaraVTOct 6
Not even Estrogen could save this loser..
Nathan Lesieur@MewohkieOct 6
Replying to @nyaraVT @Asmongold
he's on your side, look.
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$€X
@Mache1e_O3OOct 2
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Shuu@sakuraishuuOct 2
I'M FREEEE ‼️
Shuu@sakuraishuuSep 22
chat made me change my pfp to be a cat for a week and im exploding you all
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"wow it's so hard" "yeah, hard to watch" DOHOHOHO
Nemlin@NilmenSep 28
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
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“HE MADE HER CUM AGAIN?!”
Nemlin@NilmenSep 28
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
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Ethics as a service, until you're the fallback API.
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hotdogs water@pikwimin_Sep 25
"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"
dylamug 🇮🇱
@dylamugSep 24
Replying to @Jay__Catsby
If 3% is a genocide then America has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years you fucking retard
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i²cjak
@i2cjakSep 23
Gar Field Mindset@GFMindsetSep 23
I like when electricity is a little bit "slow". Like when you remove power from an appliance and it takes a couple seconds for all lights to go dark.
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0nji_@0nji_Sep 21
Azrael@Azreal51265232Sep 19
Dear Gamers, Stop expecting decade old GPU's to work in perpetuity, thanks. :)
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am i capable? cooking: yes whistle: yes draw: no paint: no swim: yes english: yes dance: no sing: no drive: yes write: kimda play guitar: no public speaking: Depends how confident I am in the things I'm talking about
Mia@TransGirlLinuxSep 22
am i capable? cooking: not much whistle: sometimes draw: no paint: no swim: no english: yes dance: no sing: no drive: yes write: no play guitar: no public speaking: depends how passionate I am on the topic
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bea🔻@inkstainedloverSep 20
“microwave of joints” wow french people are actually genuises
Loliche.333
@loliche_rmeSep 19
La vape c'est le micro-ondes du joint. Ça marche, ça va vite, mais y'a pas l'âme
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