Starting to turn green after eating too many of grandma's green beans? Use telemedicine to reach a doctor.
If you start choking on turkey today, don't use telemedicine. Get the Heimlich maneuver. We recommend getting it ASAP.
Do you know a Mr. Grinch in your life? Give HIM the gift of telemedicine. We can surely mend his heart of coal.
Writing your Christmas list already? Telemedicine doesn't make a great gift. We would never try to convince you otherwise.
We credit @NASA with being the first space agency to deploy telemedicine. How else would you see a doctor if you caught a cold on the ISS?
And, "Little did humans know telemedicine would be their greatest gift to the Galaxy. Beethoven was nothing. Telemedicine was everything."
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has an entry on us. It says, "Telemedicine was great for humanoids but less so for Vogons."
Forget to get your flu shot? Let a telemedicine doctor coax you back to health. They will even cook your chicken noodle soup.
Need a doctor on a Sunday? No, don't call if you just have a hangover. For everything else, use telemedicine.
Who's excited for Mocking Jay? Supposedly the masses finally rise against President Snow because he denied them telemedicine. Shame on him.
HealthQuickly: We put a doctor in your pocket.
Not literally, of course, unless you happen to have gargantuan pockets.
Did you know telemedicine can save a family of 5 $2600 annually?
With all these savings you could go to Disneyland five times this year!
Did you know even Yoda uses telemedicine when he gets sick? A wise one he is.
The Force endorses telemedicine.
Want to call a doctor? Make sure its for medical purposes. Don't use telemedicine to ask a doctor out.
We can't tell you why your baby won't stop crying, but a doctor can. Use #telemedicine for all your health needs.
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