In such a good mood right now. Probably has something to do with the level of intoxication

Don't make me break your heart.

So over you.

I just don't fucking care anymore. About anything.

Only talk to me if you're going to be real with me.

Over it.

Don't play games with me unless you're ready for me to flip the fuck out on you.

I just don't have any fight left in me.

Hey, everyone...

You know you're my best friend when I smile every time I hear your text tone.

You fucked me over bad, but I can't change your feelings. It happens and I've moved on.

You can fuck every girl/guy in the world, but it won't fill that void.

Why can't I get my fucking emotions under control today?

I have a love/hate relationship with being alone. Sometimes I just want somebody there.

Rejection had me like

I wonder what it's like to be truly loved by someone...

That awkward moment when you're pretty sure one of your good friends from twitter is actually a catfish.

Happy 4th guys! Make sure you get extra shitty tonight in my honor hahahaha

When you find something out about someone and you're just like welllll that's gonna be an awkward next conversation.

Oooooh shit balls, batman. What a tangled web we weave.