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USMC - UIUC - Secret Squirrel Stuff

Joined July 2015
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Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN
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Sneaking one through real quick while the wife isn’t looking
A quick Ghostbusters dance from Trump
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I just know June Jones and Colt Brennan are dropping half a hundred on somebody up in heaven today
Former Hawaii and SMU head coach June Jones has died at age 73, his Run and Shoot Certification program announced. Jones won 112 games during his college coaching career, highlighted by Hawaii's historic run to the Sugar Bowl in 2007 with Colt Brennan.
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Replying to @joeroganhq
“Everybody run! This guy’s gonna actually make us face the consequences of our shitty beahvior!!” 😱😱
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great... can't wait for my groceries to arrive smelling like somebody else's McDonald's.
Today we’re announcing @DoorDash’s intent to acquire @Instacart. Both DoorDash and Instacart share a mission to help local businesses succeed. Together, we could give grocers and retailers of every size the best of both in one service: DoorDash's delivery network and Instacart’s grocery and fulfillment technology, along with the advertising and AI tools each company has built. Until closing, DoorDash and Instacart will keep operating as separate, independent companies. Find out on how we’re helping Main Street compete and keeping more dollars local: shoplocaltogether.com For important additional information, read more here: ir.doordash.com/news/news-de…
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I love the video going around of the ex porn star arguing about how OF girls wouldn’t have made it in porn & how she’s proud that she came from that era. But Sydney Sweeney is setting women back.
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yeah that’s my spiderman this nigga knows when someone is recording him every time
new tobey sighting 😭
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POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...
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USC blew up a 100 year old Pac 12 conference to fly 1,976 miles so they could lose to unranked Wisconsin. Round of applause!
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LANORRIS SELLERS IS A GROWN FUCKING MAN
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That might be the single greatest effort on a touchdown run from a QB I’ve ever seen
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*Year 2029* Hello and welcome to the NFL on FOX live from Afghanistan
🤖 Made with AI
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#Illini defeats Oregon 21-10 #duckhunt
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coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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if steve jobs saw you reserving 15% screen width for a single icon and then putting a left side arrow back button on the unreachable right side of the screen he would've personally taken you behind a dumpster and beat you with a metal pipe
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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Huge get for the students of Paris!
Rioters looted a Lionel Messi jersey and armband amid the ongoing unrest in France.
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AP Preseason Poll: No. 3
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This episode of paradise was so good, it felt like a stand alone movie, the absolute best.
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