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Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN
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I just know June Jones and Colt Brennan are dropping half a hundred on somebody up in heaven today
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Replying to @joeroganhq
“Everybody run! This guy’s gonna actually make us face the consequences of our shitty beahvior!!” 😱😱
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great... can't wait for my groceries to arrive smelling like somebody else's McDonald's.
Today we’re announcing @DoorDash’s intent to acquire @Instacart.
Both DoorDash and Instacart share a mission to help local businesses succeed. Together, we could give grocers and retailers of every size the best of both in one service: DoorDash's delivery network and Instacart’s grocery and fulfillment technology, along with the advertising and AI tools each company has built.
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I love the video going around of the ex porn star arguing about how OF girls wouldn’t have made it in porn & how she’s proud that she came from that era.
But Sydney Sweeney is setting women back.
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Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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That might be the single greatest effort on a touchdown run from a QB I’ve ever seen
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*Year 2029*
Hello and welcome to the NFL on FOX live from Afghanistan
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Roger Goodell expects an NFL game in Tokyo in 2027 or 2028. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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if steve jobs saw you reserving 15% screen width for a single icon and then putting a left side arrow back button on the unreachable right side of the screen he would've personally taken you behind a dumpster and beat you with a metal pipe
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.




































