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Joined March 2009
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“No pica la salsa, mijo.”
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I miss you Japan.
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Let’s see if I get a hit when I rip this.
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Thanks Tokyo. Time to head home to take in the culinary experience of Cheesecake Factory.
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When I call Chivas trash but they’re my trash.
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One week in Tokyo.
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Oh hell yeah we got a game.
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Chivas home kits in stock on DSG in case you’ve been trying to track one down.
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Mexican pueblos when they spend all their money on festivals instead of infrastructure.
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When the new hire tries to give me Excel tips.
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Rob Zombie’s Dragula came on while I was driving and that song had me wanting to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches.
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Evergreen tweet.
When you ask the Mexican federation to create a development plan instead of scheduling more moleros in the US.
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Dilla and Madlib's 'Champion Sound' turns 23 today. 🥂 #StonesThrow
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My goat would never.
Las chivas y el América puteandose en el partido sus mascotas:
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Of course Chivas fucking win when @Osvaldo2Go and myself aren’t there.
🇫🇷 ¡CHIVAS VENCE AL AMÉRICA EN OAKLAND! 👏🏼 Con un desempeño muy completo y aparición de 6️⃣ debutantes, Los Rojiblancos ganan de manera contundente en California 🐐 ⚔️ ¡ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS, CABRONES! 🔴⚪️
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When you ask Mexico not to embarrass themselves playing against the US.
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When you ask the Mexican federation to create a development plan instead of scheduling more moleros in the US.
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Formerly and historically rivals, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are now set to become sister networks after the Paramount Skydance–Warner Bros. Discovery merger has been officially approved. The merger is expected to close on October 6th.
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My wife doesn’t appreciate when I tell her candy corn sold in the US is from the original batch made in the 1880s.
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McDonald's is finally testing all-day breakfast again five years after stopping it The test in Australia includes the Bacon & Egg McMuffin, Big Brekkie Burger and Hotcakes
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Imagine doing xlookups on Excel using this set up. 😮‍💨
The game is no longer about skill, it’s how hard you can larp.
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