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Trawling for the best REAL financial headlines...you can't make this sh*t up. Think you've found a #Hedgepun? Tweet it to me!

Joined April 2013
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Heh. nrdc.org/experts/alexandra-a…
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#London, #Paris, #NewYork, this is what it takes to run a modern city-state : standard.co.uk/lifestyle/lon… (cc @SadiqKhan & @BilldeBlasio)

This is what it takes to run a modern city-state

With his arrival at City Hall, Sadiq Khan joins the club of new urban leaders that includes New York’s Bill de Blasio and Anne Hidalgo in Paris. Anne McElvoy on what it takes to run a modern city-s...

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Oh, this is bad: "Billionaire Warren Buffett-ed by winds of climate change" sumo.ly/g67v via @ClimateHome & @climatemegan
Dam cheesy, @marcgoichot: “Dammed if they don’t: Mekong countries face crucial choice today” thanhniennews.com/commentari… via @News_Vietnam
Get it? Because it’s about driving? "US states hit the road in climate change fight“ str.sg/ZHbt via @STcom
Nice, @dhenry. Surprised we haven’t seen more of these #trumppuns: "Trump’s trump card in Iowa?" thehill.com/policy/energy-en… via @thehill
Would have preferred the headline: Trump thinks he can fly above the (EU) law politico.eu/article/donald-t… via @POLITICOEurope & @pdallison74
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Charleston mayor ends his term with a pun: "Charleston will rise to sea level challenge" postandcourier.com/article/2… via @postandcourier
…so you’re telling me the company named Dong has the biggest one? via @business & @AlexJFMorales
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Not a pun, just inadvertently inappropriate: "Oslo's $9.3 bln pension fund to pull out from oil, gas firms" reut.rs/1GOJOVp @Reuters
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Flexibility Is a Key Driver for Booming Single-Family Rental Market dsnews.com/news/10-01-2015/f… via @TheMReportNews
Behold: The Ultimate Map of Punny Businesses in America cc @portmantina @chrissvetlik @hedgepuns atlasobscura.com/articles/be…
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Har, har: "A suite spot for hotel investors" on.wsj.com/1NQFE6Z via @WSJ
A Suite Spot for Hotel Investors

A Suite Spot for Hotel Investors

Hotel investors are betting that high-margin luxury and penthouse suites will lure more global travelers willing to pay top-dollar for palatial accommodations.

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"Sobering results for drinks giant Diageo reveals problems of sustainability targets" gu.com/p/4c4xv/stw via @guardian @OLIVERBALCH
That’s a stretch. "Apax Goes Full-Tilt With FullBeauty" on.wsj.com/1TTfrsf via @WSJ
Love a good #puppypun. Thanks @raylemaistre! "Private Equity Firm Bites on Voxbone" lightreading.com/services/vo… via @Light_Reading
Replying to @POTUS44
@POTUS has set goal of having at least 100 US cities that have signed onto the @CompactofMayors by the end of November #ycities @c40cities
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This is so bad it’s good: "Up & Down Wall Street: You Say Yuan A Revolution" ibloomberg.net/up-down-wall-… via @barronsonline
.@LaurenSHirsch the pun was ‘wasted’ on me: "Craft brewers tap down resistance to Wall Street investors" reut.rs/1EBE4x8 via @Reuters
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Hey @hedgepuns "This is why we can't have nice strings." Guerrilla Yarn Installation Destroyed washingtoncitypaper.com/blog… @wcp_arts
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