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Retired hooper | Occasional blackout, nightly rumpleminze on the rocks indulger | 8.8 handicap | Vagina connoisseur | Claw grip user | #MFFL

Joined November 2025
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Liking a hot girls insta story is the same as thanking the bus driver in Fortnite
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No one cleans their butthole like I clean my butthole
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Plane has wifi , talk to me
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On my way to Hawaii, thinking of downloading a dating app once I get there so I can find a local slut. Need an app suggestion
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Do bitches still fuck on the first night?
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I fucked it all up
I slept over at her place last night
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Something about girls in bikinis makes me go loko
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Haven’t got laid in exactly 35 days. Any volunteers?
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I need a girlfriend so she can wipe my butt after I shit
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I slept over at her place last night
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I have a crush on a girl
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Early bird gets the worm
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Gamble I call Phillips turns over a ROYAL FLUSH Mabuchi QUAD ACES Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Yes because I am?
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I have to run 3 sets of 3 laps around track & 3 hills in under 23 mins tomorrow at 6 am.
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I don’t understand every time I drink, I wake up at 7am and can’t go back to sleep
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Just FaceTimed my ex please shoot me👍
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Today I will be getting drunk, very drunk.
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