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I’m sorry but I’m back to believing he really did have sex with a couch.
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Trump said vote like he was on the ballot and Dems took him seriously. Republicans didn’t. Here’s the proof , but I understand that math can be difficult for Neanderthals.
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A virtual who’s who of D Listers. Sorry @kathygriffin you never really were one.
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Margaret and Helen πŸŒŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦… retweeted
My position on β€œlate term abortions for convenience” is similar to my position on brain transplants. I don’t have one because they don’t exist.
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They looked the other way while masked vigilantes shot a woman in the face. We want affordability YES AND #AccountabilityNOW If @hakeemjeffries doesn’t understand that then he isn’t paying attention.
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Isn’t crazy how all of the sudden, we’re just… happier.
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I just got a call saying that I had won for Texas Commissioner of Comminity Chest. I didn’t even know I was running for anything.
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I don’t know what your ballot looked like, but mine had Donald Trump for every office and I voted for the other guy every single time. ❎Trump - βœ…Other Guy ❎Trump - βœ…Other Guy ❎Trump - βœ…Dead Guy
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We are done with you and this garbage. It’s actually way harder to believe you assholes voted for Trump three times. The high road is on the table for another 10 minutes, tops. After that, bless your heart, because I’m done trying to fix stupid. #BlueWave2026
I’m a Texan. Lived in Houston majority of my life, and I’m telling you right now..there’s no way this is possible. I can understand a handful of districts swinging, but every single district? For Talarico? Someone who disappeared from the campaign trail for two weeks? They’re making this obvious on purpose. Buckle up.
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Go back in my timeline to see the consistency from me on this. I have said it many times. Black women show up and save our asses every damn time.
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The 10k word tweets πŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈ I think I’m done with this place. If I wanted to read a book written by a moron, this would not be the bookstore I’d choose. They don’t even have a coffee nook and the nonfiction section sucks.
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I went to bed being a grandmother of six grandsons and three granddaughters. I woke up with two grandsons and seven granddaughters but we are now deciding which ones to abort. Too soon? Do we need to wait until January or is this election retroactive?
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Mississippi! If you are still in line to vote. Stay in line!!
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Donald Trump’s legacy will not be the wall, the arch or the ballroom. Trump’s legacy will be turning Texas BLUE. #BlueWave2026
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To be clear, we always loved America. It was Trump we hated. #BlueWave2026
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I wonder if @SenatorCollins regrets that vote yet? Karma is a bitch, babe.
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