I was playing catch with my son and a thought came to mind: why are most softball players gay? Like, if I played it in hs would I be with a girl rn?
Me when @HellaAngelic told me she’s going to see Chris brown and usher. Like tf ?????
Ya”ll I can’t stop eating I might have to stop breastfeeding before i end up on my 600 pound life stg
Last Halloween on was tits out, drunk off buzz ball, pink Whitney & gran malo, puking in the streets of West Hollywood & this year I was singing baby shark to my newborn. Man times is crazy.
