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Le Chateau de Jo
Joined November 2010
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β€œThe skyline was hitting that day” The skyline in question:
define β€˜thirst trap’
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Me realizing that all my friends are smokers… It’s three w**d sticks in rotation and 4 people in the car. I have my window down. But yet… I might still be high
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I been ripping and running all day trying to handle this damn car vs the city shit… One more estimate and my packet will be ready.
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I know that’s right boo!
Finally back to my pre baby weighttttt! Now let’s get this muscle backkk!
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$48,000 a year?
So y’all telling me $4,000 a month AFTER taxes isn’t enough money to live on?? 🀨
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This was the most irritating shit ever
My daughter signed me up to make gumbo at the end of the month for a fundraiser and I looked at her so sideways bc when have you ever seen me make a mf gumbo 😭😭
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I was running out of my most expensive perfume (I’m talking triple digits) and I was so sad…Tell me why I’m at my momma’s house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says β€œI think you’ll like this, doesn’t smell right on me” and just gives it to me I’LL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
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Ladies,you only pick two? πŸ₯Ή 1. Fluent in 10 languages 2. Free flights & hotels forever 3. Dream body while eating 4. Unlimited wigs & makeup 5. Unlimited wardrobe 6. $ 1M every month
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I hate to say this but I blame the men in this
14 kids by 12 men is just so irresponsible and gross
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No one cheats and treats you β€œperfectly” Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray. Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk? How can you do all that and treat someone β€œperfectly”?
If your partner cheats on you but treats you perfectly in every other way, would you stay or leave?
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wtf am I wearing tomorrow and why did I decide to start doing my nails this late
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I absolutely love when they come back to tell me I was right, like great thank you. Block.
one of my fave only child traits is that I’m not arguing or going back and forth with anybody. You got it until you figure out yourself that you’re wrong.
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Why would you ruin my dinner like this…..
Caesar meets steak πŸ₯©πŸ”₯
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i genuinely dont consider myself as a person for other people because i cant imagine myself existing in their heads outside of our conversations
I have the mental illness where it genuinely does not occur to me on an intuitive, emotional level that it’s even possible for my absence to hurt people, like I truly do not FEEL that worry in the slightest because my emotions tell me my absence must a neutral, harmless thing
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Chicken Caesar salad for dinner Then I’m tapped for today 🫠 Thankful.
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I watched that clip with my mouth WIDE OPEN. A fly flew in, took a nap then flew out 🫠
14 kids by 12 men is not what we meant by exercising your free will.
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Know what would be hilarious… if I get to the pothole and they fixed it already
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I didn’t sleep at all last night…
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Welp let me type out this letter to the mayor. I want to be the first person when those doors open.
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Not naturally romantic, fellas? Then make it a system. Keep her in love FOREVER. 1️⃣ Set a calendar alert to buy her flowers every 15 to 55 days. Keep the timing random so it never feels expected. 2️⃣ Make a contact note for her with her sizes, ring size, perfume, favorite snack, and favorite restaurant. Gift shopping gets easy and you never have to guess. 3️⃣ When she mentions a big meeting, doctor visit, or hard conversation, put it in your calendar. Text her before, then ask how it went after. 4️⃣ Fix the small annoyance she's complained about once. The frayed charger, the squeaky door, the lotion she ran out of. 5️⃣ Pick a default date night, same place on the same day each month. Romance doesn't depend on you being creative that week... ...plan the whole date, including the babysitter, the reservation, and a hint about what to wear. Her only job is showing up. 6️⃣ Fill her gas tank or warm up her car on a cold morning without mentioning it. 7️⃣ Phone down for the first 10 minutes after you both get home. Full attention is the cheapest romantic thing there is. Romance isn't about being naturally charming. It's about making her feel remembered, considered, and loved, even on an ordinary Tuesday.
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