Me realizing that all my friends are smokersβ¦
Itβs three w**d sticks in rotation and 4 people in the car.
I have my window down.
But yet⦠I might still be high
I been ripping and running all day trying to handle this damn car vs the city shitβ¦
One more estimate and my packet will be ready.
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I was running out of my most expensive perfume (Iβm talking triple digits) and I was so sadβ¦Tell me why Iβm at my mommaβs house and she pulls a FULL BOTTLE of it out and says βI think youβll like this, doesnβt smell right on meβ and just gives it to me
IβLL KILL SOMEBODY BOUT YOU NEPHEW
Flat Chested Shorty π retweeted
No one cheats and treats you βperfectlyβ
Cheating requires you to lie, manipulate, be sneaky, and betray.
Cheating also involves so many layers of emotional and psychological abuse. How about the health risk?
How can you do all that and treat someone βperfectlyβ?
Flat Chested Shorty π retweeted
i genuinely dont consider myself as a person for other people because i cant imagine myself existing in their heads outside of our conversations
Flat Chested Shorty π retweeted
Not naturally romantic, fellas? Then make it a system.
Keep her in love FOREVER.
1οΈβ£ Set a calendar alert to buy her flowers every 15 to 55 days. Keep the timing random so it never feels expected.
2οΈβ£ Make a contact note for her with her sizes, ring size, perfume, favorite snack, and favorite restaurant. Gift shopping gets easy and you never have to guess.
3οΈβ£ When she mentions a big meeting, doctor visit, or hard conversation, put it in your calendar. Text her before, then ask how it went after.
4οΈβ£ Fix the small annoyance she's complained about once. The frayed charger, the squeaky door, the lotion she ran out of.
5οΈβ£ Pick a default date night, same place on the same day each month. Romance doesn't depend on you being creative that week...
...plan the whole date, including the babysitter, the reservation, and a hint about what to wear. Her only job is showing up.
6οΈβ£ Fill her gas tank or warm up her car on a cold morning without mentioning it.
7οΈβ£ Phone down for the first 10 minutes after you both get home. Full attention is the cheapest romantic thing there is.
Romance isn't about being naturally charming. It's about making her feel remembered, considered, and loved, even on an ordinary Tuesday.
























