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Just here for the giggles

Joined May 2024
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If I was in the UFC I’d tap to foot stomps. Don’t stomp on my footsies!
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Oatmeal raaahhhhhhh!!!
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PSA: You don’t get to refuse to support Zohran and actively oppose Abdul and take money from AIPAC and oppose Medicare for All and be chicken shit about abolishing ICE… then turn around and act shocked that people don’t see you as leadership material. @SenSchumer @RepJeffries
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Look at this adorable little nugget. I’m starting to get puppy fever man
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This has to be some kind of discrimination. Who wouldn’t want a wombat riding shotgun while they’re driving? I mean look at how adorable it is
Australian officials have issued a reminder to shut your car doors after one wombat helped himself to several passenger seats. The notice followed complaints from visitors at a popular picnic area, where the same wombat reportedly kept climbing into parked cars while people unloaded bags or packed up lunch. At first, staff thought they were receiving several calls about one incident. Then they realized the cars were different. The passenger wasn’t. One couple waited nearly an hour before he climbed out. Another visitor said he settled into the seat before she’d even finished putting her things in the boot. Officials asked visitors to keep their doors closed and contact staff if they found an unexpected occupant. After the photos spread online, a park spokesperson clarified the situation. “He hasn’t been abandoned. He lives here. Please stop calling to say someone’s left their wombat in a car.”
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All these big accounts stirring on the race war for engagement bait are genuinely run by bottom of the barrel scumbags.
Alexander Volkov got the “N-Word Pass” from his teammate 😅
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I’m basically a giant
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Hear me out protein rice. It’s just like regular rice but it has protein.
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Have you ever dyed your beard before?
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I’ll use whichever “your” I want in my tweets.
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Top 10 fighters who HAVEN’T said the N word
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BREAKING: Trump has requested UFC fighters like Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier and Kayla harris to "defend us from the Lunatic Left."
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Chicken looks good tho
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Pretty sure the bird was just in shock from going beak first into a fucking car
The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure.
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Kangaroo pieced her ass up son
What fathers do when moms are not looking 😭
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I could deadass do that in under 30 seconds. This ain’t shit
did 3 min donut challenge and ate it under 2 mins Got my free meal, free shirt, and on hall of fame 🙏
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I’m not trying to tell the squirrel how to live its life but he could eat more nuts if he took the first two out of his mouth
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In the new woke can we hunt streamers for sport?
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