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Switzerland
Joined March 2012
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Now, do the Epstein files.
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Denmark is stepping into the quantum race βš›οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡° @novoholdings + EIFO back 55 North, a €300M fund for quantum computing, sensing & communications. A bold move to make Europe a quantum leader. #QuantumTech #VC #Innovation πŸ”—hruqqxukjzndkwexayfe.supabas…
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55 North, the world's largest dedicated quantum technology venture capital fund, today announced the first close of its €300m inaugural Fund I at €134m, establishing its position as the sector's largest pure-play quantum VC πŸ‡©πŸ‡° tech.eu/2025/10/02/denmark-l…
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Copenhagen-based venture capital firmΒ 55 NorthΒ has announced the first close of its €300 million inaugural fund, raising €134 million with backing from anchor investors Novo Holdings and EIFO πŸ‡©πŸ‡° πŸ–₯️ eu-startups.com/2025/10/cope…
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This has grown from the seed planted by @realDonaldTrump. This is on you and your hate-mongering.
Today began with the cold-blooded assassination of Minnesota Democratic lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark in their home by a coward dressed up as a police officer leaving two children without either parent. Another couple, State Senator John Hoffman and his wife, are fighting for their lives. My fellow Americans, peace is our only way forward. At this moment may we pause and hold this family, their extended family, and their friends in a collective embrace. No doubt other lawmakers around our country are terrified and with good reason. Everyone is terrified. My hope is that those who protest today will do so peacefully and calmly. My hope is that we will all condemn political violence, hate speech, name callingβ€”all of it. It has no place in our public square, no place in our culture. Condemn it in every way. My hope is that today we will all stop and realize that the tempers, the rage, the anger, the vitriolβ€”it’s all brought us to this moment. This moment must end. This moment cannot go on. No one is safe in this moment. May we hold these families close. May we hold our own families close.
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I took Latin at school. History too. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? #muskoxen
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BITTE schaut wo ihr hinlΓ€uft statt aufs Smartphone. Habe soeben miterlebt wie ein abgelenkter Mann einfach vor die Strassenbahn schritt. Zum GlΓΌck war es an einer Haltestelle und die Bahn am abbremsen, aber es hat ziemlich gerummst. Hilfe kam sofort, mehr weiss ich dazu nicht.
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Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.
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Childcare is childcare. That is the most sensible thing he says. Furthermore, I no longer feel so bad about my procrastinating; did you know you can procrastinate over a plan for 9 years and STILL run for president? I didn't.
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Girdusky to Hasan: I hope your beeper doesn’t go off
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"Die Original-Texte wurden schon im Vier-Augen-Prinzip abgenommen, grafisch umgesetzt und publiziert; bitte nur die Übersetzungen kontrollieren" Ratet.
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Elon Musk doesn’t want this video shared because he’s trying to help Trump win in November. It would be a damn shame if everyone shares it. teapaw.org/piyushmittal/status/18…
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Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭
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Auf Social Media wird ja gerne ΓΌber die Art MΓ€nner geredet, die einen viel Energie & Nerven kosten. Es geht aber auch anders; an dieser Stelle mΓΆchte ich meinem Mitbewohner einen Orden verleihen. Er hat heute Geburtstag & ich einen Flug. Er hat mich nicht nur an den Flughafen 1/
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gefahren, er hat mir beim Packen geholfen. Seit meiner COVID / Krebs Doppelkeule ist mein ExekutivgedΓ€chtnis Matsch, ich musste mir meine Packliste von ChatGPT erstellen lassen. Trotzdem eine Tortur, war den TrΓ€nen nahe, es wurde knapp. Er blieb ruhig & sachlich. Mein Held. 2/
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🚩 There are 49 VICTIMS across all the cases involving Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate. Two of them are minors (15 & 17). Let that sink in. Pay attention to who is platforming and protecting them now.
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I went to @ZURICHOPENAIR yesterday and stayed until 2 am. Am I exhausted? So much. Was it worth it? Absolutely. So grateful for friends who keep including me in things even though my brain is broken and makes me late/too tired for everything.
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Not grateful for the obnoxious group at the table next to ours who thought it was funny to mock my dancing. Guys, I survived cancer, if I want to shake my large booty I WILL shake it. They were apparently militia firefighters, imagine how they behave around people in distress. 🫣
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