mediocre nephrologist. full-time troll. aspiring retiree. |all tweets are solid medical advice| /join #LouCrew\ chill out this is parody
between convoluted tubules
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After a long hiatus from X/Twitter, I've decided to transition to Bluesky for my world renowned medical insights.
One question... Is it pronounced "Blue Sky" or "blueskee"? because I much prefer the latter..
Wearing a shirt that says "Daddy" takes on a whole new meaning when you are in public without your kid.
#LifeLessons
Patient's SBP>190
patient: it must've been something I ate
Me: more like something you didn't eat... YOUR PILLS!
patient: ...yeah
Just told the xphozah rep they should give out free diapers with the pills.. not sure they liked my suggestion
To celebrate father's day weekend my dad and I attempted to assemble a baby gate but in true dad fashion we didn't read the instructions... It took twice as long as it would if we had read the instructions. Moral of the story- embrace fatherhood and screw instruction manuals.
Doctor on the phone in the hall: "I'm trying to deal with a patient trying to die on me, can I call you back?"
I mean it's a valid excuse...
This morning I accidentally ordered labs on a deceased patient... So I guess it's going to be that kind of day...
Me to HD pt: I'll send that rx
Pt: you can send prescriptions?
Me: why wouldn't I be able to?
Pt: ...
Me: you know I'm a doctor right? Who did you think I was?
Pt: I thought you were just a guy that goes around and talks to ppl
**I've been following this pt for 6 months
My wife thought it would be a good idea to replace the mobile with our son's toy.... Looks like poor Woody went to the gallows...
Someone threw panties in my yard and I'm not sure how to feel about it... On one hand, they fit perfectly but on the other hand they're not really my style.
New patient: you don't look like what I was expecting
Me: yeah... You were expecting someone that looked like an actual doctor
Number of times my house alarm has gone off for a burglar: 0
Number of times my house alarm has gone off when I leave because I forgot to disarm it before opening the door: 1000
It's like Christmas morning when you get an envelope from @brian_rifkin. Thanks for my own personal print of Sisyphus... SisyPISS?
