Crap or get off the pot — it’s the same story every single season.
The bigger surprise here is the idea that Boob would actually say “Braves”
Several executives told @BNightengale that they think the Braves are the sleeper in the Tarik Skubal sweepstakes.
Build the statue @LenovoCenter
THEY DID IT 😭😭😭
In the eye of the storm, a champion was crowned! #StanleyCup 🏆

ALT Graphic of the Stanley Cup in calm waters with a red storm behind it. The Carolina Hurricanes and Vegas Golden Knights logos are at the top under the text \"The Calm After the Storm.\" The Hurricanes 2026 Stanley Cup Champions logo appears in the bottom left and \"Game 6 CAR vs. VGK\" is written in the bottom right.
“HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, POINDEXTER.”
30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents.
#TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.
Translation: Skubal’s right arm has been replaced with a grabber from Dollar General.
HEY CAM retweeted
"TIGERSROYALSONTHACOCK"
- A horny furry Ren-faire attendee
“Hey @MLB, looks like the Braves play the Dodgers next weekend — top two teams in baseball right now. Would be a great primetime game Sunday ni-“
MLB: “Tigers-Royals on Peacock.”
“Yeah, but you have the two top teams on a holiday weekend-“
“TIGERSROYALSONTHACOCK”



















