Braves/UNC/Panthers/Wrestling. Rookie radio baseball/football broadcaster. What's shakin' bacon?

North Carolina, USA
Joined March 2019
The @CleGuardians PBP just went full Muppet on that HR call.
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Crap or get off the pot — it’s the same story every single season.
"It's very real." —@CFBHeather on the possibility of the SEC breaking away from the NCAA ✍️
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Lights up cigar.
“Hi, I’m Karl Ravech. I’ve been in sports for longer than I deserve — if you need someone to stumble over mundane and complicated phrases as we go to commercial break, I’m your man.”
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The bigger surprise here is the idea that Boob would actually say “Braves”
Several executives told @BNightengale that they think the Braves are the sleeper in the Tarik Skubal sweepstakes.
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LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
𝐉𝐎𝐁'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 We've punched our ticket to our third ever Champ Series!
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So…Carolina’s championship somehow feels invalidated because…they only lost three games in the playoffs? Am I hear this right, ya morons?
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5 months without back-to-back losses. 16-3 in the playoffs. My word.
The last time the Carolina Hurricanes lost back-to-back games was January 13th. The season is over. They just won the Stanley Cup. This is an all-time great hockey team.
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Build the statue @LenovoCenter
Twenty years in the making
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THEY DID IT 😭😭😭
In the eye of the storm, a champion was crowned! #StanleyCup 🏆
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Good <3
Carter Hart was the first goalie in NHL history to allow 4+ goals in each of the first four games of a Stanley Cup Final. Now he's the first to do it in five.
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“HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, POINDEXTER.”
30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents. #TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.
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The newest library in Philly
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Translation: Skubal’s right arm has been replaced with a grabber from Dollar General.
Tarik Skubal elbow surgery was such a success he could start working out within days, and two months is even seen as a conservative estimate for the 2-time Cy Young winner to return. 4 to 6 weeks possible. One relatively small loose body was removed.
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Love that Danhausen #VeryNice #VeryEvil
DANHAUSEN DOING THE TOP PLAYS ON ESPN IS THE GREATEST THING EVER MAN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The noise Homer makes will forever make me laugh.
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Hey @SIRIUSXM — I cannot begin to explain how bad the commercial for the new “Morgan Wallen Radio” is, but my word who approved that?
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The real national television is the friends we made along the way
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"TIGERSROYALSONTHACOCK" - A horny furry Ren-faire attendee
“Hey @MLB, looks like the Braves play the Dodgers next weekend — top two teams in baseball right now. Would be a great primetime game Sunday ni-“ MLB: “Tigers-Royals on Peacock.” “Yeah, but you have the two top teams on a holiday weekend-“ “TIGERSROYALSONTHACOCK”
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