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Joined June 2009
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The vet told us today that our cat, Bruce, has a small penis
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THE BALL BOY 🤣 #BallBoy ⚽️
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Jared Fogle meet-and-greet tour.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
Replying to @jfkplus60
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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You ever just look at someone and are like “yeah he’s a mine inspector alright”
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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War Memorial Stadium, Buffalo, NY - Journalist Brock Yates once remarked about this ballpark "looks as if whatever war it was a memorial to had been fought within its confines".
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Me and 20 older Vietnamese men smoking cigarettes and throwing down crumpled cash at your daughter’s little league game
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You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world. Instead, you read something brilliant:
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This is the Savannah Bananas for people that live in cities.
The triangle has entered the Angine de Poitrine universe⁠ ⁠ During their sold-out show at Toronto’s HISTORY last night, the duo of Klek and Khn welcomed a mysterious third musician to the stage—with a new costume and a triangle in hand.⁠ ⁠ After a suitably ceremonial introduction, the mysterious guest bowed to the duo and kicked off an unreleased song with a single strike before getting busier as the track unfolded.⁠ ⁠ No confirmed name for the player or title for the song yet, but the triangle audition seems to have gone well.⁠ ⁠ -⁠ 📹: YT/ShakyShorty
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Kameaux retweeted
when i was a boy granddad showed me a old pistol.he said grandson this gun ima use to kill aliens. i say granddad aint no aliens. he said i dont know. week later i woke up and he pointing it at me. pa put him in a home. now im grown and green goo comin out my face and i dont know
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This one almost did me in
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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Kameaux retweeted
this is genius
Welcome to Miami, Bienvenidos a Miami! 🔫💸🏎️🕶️☀️🌴🐊🍊🔥💖🌆 Jet set to The 305 on the big screen through neon-soaked, action-packed cinema, featuring 2 Fast 2 Furious, Bad Boys II, Pain & Gain, Scarface, Spring Breakers, and Michael Mann’s new director’s cut of Miami Vice. Buckle up and get ready for Gators, Tans, and Action. November 13-18, exclusively at Regal. Get tickets now: regmovi.es/3V78w5W
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Imagine winning the Randy Marsh plushie in the claw machine for a beautiful woman
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Kameaux retweeted
been getting a lot of “person in front of you at the post office” reels on instagram lately but nothing can compare to when i worked at a walgreens and some guy called and said “are my iguanas there yet?” i was like What. and he was like “i sent iguanas to the store via fedex. /
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This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
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Delivery driver tries to catch a bullet pass from Cowboys QB Joe Milton
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This is one of the best shows on tv right now and it truly is twin peaks reincarnate
The Lowdown is the closest to Twin Peaks we’ll ever get again
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Kameaux retweeted
Nigga is that Sara Jay???
Rockstar are the top of their craft!
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Add it to the #MACtion Hall of Fame
Toledo player wildin
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Okay, we think we figured it out.
The Pilot Picasso is at it again. 🚁 ➕❓ What do you think he’s drawing? Follow along at flightradar24.com/N1810R/427…
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Oh my god. #RavensFlock
The Ravens are going to trade for someone like Jacoby Brissett or some shit and I’m gonna cut my dick off. #RavensFlock
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