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BMI Song writer/composer. Sound engineer. Never lost a game of Yahtzee. Try me.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2009
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This is exactly what yall get for bitching and crying
The new face of DC we are cooked. RIP Peacemaker and anything rated R
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I just bought a $1999 refrigerator. It would have been about $1649 if not for the federal tariffs tax which I (not “South Korea”) paid. I also paid $155 in sales tax. Total cost $2154. Of which 25% is tariff tax and sales tax. To pay for it, I had to earn $3,420 in gross salary, of which $1266 went to fed and state taxes. So for $3,420 in labor I got a refrigerator worth $1,649 (48%). 52% went to the government in taxes.
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This is literally fascism btw
arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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Make sure my gas $3 by tomorrow morning fck nga
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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It’s not about what’s necessary. It’s about possibilities. The simple fact that it CAN be done. That’s the future. #Tesla
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Roadster event livestream teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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Let’s gooo!
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Giving away $1,000 USD . Zelle/wire/crypto anything . JUST LIKE AND RT THIS!!! Thank you for everting
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Listen little mother fuckers Open a highyield account. Save up 3 month of life Then open a Fidelity go with FXAIX Any solid fund Invest every dollar you have in it When draw from your high yield stop Investing, refill high yield. Then back to Investing. I believe in you YNs
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The comments under this original post are literal proof of dead internet theory. Paid haters. Because this looks incredible. And the actual story behind it is just as good even parallel to the originally story that is Rocky.
The first trailer for ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ has been released. The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made. In theaters on November 20.
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What would @TheoVon's walkout song be? "I would maybe do a Christmas carol or something." 😂 [ 📺 HERE UFC.ac/4famnOV ]
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Conor McGregor’s return
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Sean Strickland just blasted Bud Light after he heard they could drop Dustin Poirier “That is the most un-American f*cking thing you can do. At his lowest time, you contemplate letting him go? Bud Light, stand by him and help him. That’s f*cking American.”
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Thank god I don’t gotta play Grand Theft Auto VI with poor people
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UFC 6 still suffers from the fundamental problems UFC 5 did. Which is balancing skill and combo fluidity vs health & damage. I should be able to absolutely have my way with a fighter for 5 rounds taking a 1 to 7 hit ratio look absolutely clean, have more stamina and die to 1 hit.
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Ba ba BOOM . 1,000$ to someone who like and RT. Call me greedy but I bet my Life on spurs day before .
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I know he skipped that buy out 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why’s the camera man giving us the front row IMAX view of @Justin_Gaethje on that screen? 😂 #UFCWhiteHouse
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I’ve seen enough. @stylebender what you weighing in at right now? #UFCWhiteHouse
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