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Hey, I can be the answer... ✨

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Joined December 2010
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Malaysia Athletics scooped up SA’s leading sprint coach, Thabo Matebedi in July 2026. He’s now out there tasked with leading that country’s sprint programme through the 2026 Asian Games and 2027 SEA Games and getting their team qualified for LA 2028. Who did he coach? Our international superstars Sinesipho Dambile, Bayanda Walaza and Mukona Manavhela, and previously Gift Leotlela. One of the reasons stated for leaving: our athletics federations and fraternity are a mess. Common denominators. Spot patterns. Follow the stories. 🍎
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Tina Turner when she entered the great rebirth of her career & survival story, famously stated - and was never contradicted not even by Ike - that "I have never put anything up my nose". Stated so in a book. Staked her whole aura on it. Her stupendous energy was unassisted.
Tina Turner coked out of her mind, wig strapped on tight and kicking her amazing long legs around doing the Nutbush is 🤌🤌🤌
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Tina Turner said she did not use drugs during her years with Ike Turner, who had a cocaine addiction. She told Rolling Stone: "I never did the drugs, never drank, never stooped to his level." rollingstone.com/feature/tina-t… biography.com/musicians/ike-…
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Cheers to 38 and still counting my blessings 🥂
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…..and another thing— Chloë Bailey is giving us exactly what we need. She has endless artistic talent and is a lighting rod for our attention, like every mega star from any generations past. I hope she keeps creating and building a legacy that will have impact and value in our lives & in music culture
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The role of an artist is to make the music they wanna make. Your role as a listener is to listen to the music you want to listen to. No part of that makes you anyone's direct supervisor.
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Gaz’lam was an era 🔥
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Symone, get that step down look out of storage!
A new theme for the 2027 Met Gala has been announced: “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Guests will reimagine ordinary everyday clothing such as T-shirts, jeans and sweatshirts.
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Kids’ shows had balance back then. Some were for mental stimulation (Between the Lions), helped push critical thinking (Blue’s Clues), taught social interaction (Sesame Street), encouraged imagination (Dragon’s Tales), and then you had your calm shows (Oswald).
We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.
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You have to fight evil with evil. My aunt was going to vote for the DA so this morning I introduced her to The Polygamist on Netflix and told her it's playing live and won't play again. She hasn't left the house yet.
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Helen called amaXhosa in Cape Town “economic refugees”. Said colonialism wasn’t all bad. Labelled Simphiwe Dana a “professional black” which she defined as a perpetual victim of racism. Called Mmusi, Lindiwe et al. failed experiments. She is actively against BEE. She’s a Zionist.
They love acting like they have amnesia 🙄
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#LGBTQI+ICONS – BEVERLEY PALESA DITSIE Beverley Palesa Ditsie (born 1971) is a dedicated South African lesbian activist, artist, and filmmaker. Did you know she co-founded the Gay and Lesbian Organization of Witwatersrand? Ditsie played a pivotal role in organizing South Africa's first Pride March, which took place in Johannesburg in 1990, inspired by Simon Nkoli's experiences in America. Today, she advocates for inclusivity, raising concerns about the cultural and racial divides among LGBTQIA+ people in South Africa. #LGBTQIIcons #PrideMonth #LGBTQIAdvocates #LGBTQIRights #LGBTQICommunity
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If you’d like a break from *gestures broadly at all of this* the capybaras at the Edinburgh Zoo are locked in a scandalous love triangle.
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I need Beyoncé to perform Grown Woman again IMMEDIATELY
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Never started, but yes. 💯
I don’t argue about Beyoncé anymore, because I don’t have to. History has been, and is still being made. The bar has been set. Argue amongst yourselves.
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Did you know that the A in LGBTQIA+ is for asexual? asexual identities are often overlooked or misunderstood. 🌎 Ace Week is dedicated to the education, awareness, and inclusion of asexual people. 💜 🤍 🖤 @aceweek @asexuality #aceweek #asexual #lgbtqia #asexuality #ace
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I’m tired of Christians acting like a persecuted minority in SA. There’s a church on every corner. People pray to Jesus before corporate events, meetings, and school assemblies. Christian holidays are public holidays while every other religious group takes leave. It’s enough
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Just had Halaal Kellogg’s All Bran Flakes with Halaal plain yoghurt!
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Beyonce said unlike with her music, you bitches are too bald headed to be picky when it comes to hair products. You need that shit.
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I will NEVER talk kuk about Muslims or their faith. I respect their faith❤️ It was our Muslim neighbours who suggested to my parents to get me a cat at age 3y/o and I've never been without a cat since then. Also, 15th pwasa exists so I'm not gona be dom☺️
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