Does anybody else(only every once in a while) kinda talk dirty to your toast when you’re laying on that butter ?
I think the Andy Samberg movie Popstar is one of the best comedy movies of our generation. Writing, Casting, Acting. Brilliant.
Just posted a photo @ Fort Worth, Texas instagram.com/p/CoNXyzULnhE/… – at Fort Worth, TX
Just posted a photo @ Key West, Florida instagram.com/p/CoAKNxLLXfE/… – at Key West, FL
Happy birthday @Hannahowens139 !!
May you and @_KY_Jelly continue this kind of performance art into the new year!
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Oh. My. God. @sopharela was UNREAL. I lucked out in this Christmas exchange - thanks @HeyitsClint !!!! Favorite show of the year.
The fact that people have multiple pool sticks, that they take to a bar, on a regular basis, proves people are far too bored in modern society.
The number of times that I’m either taking clothes off or putting clothes on and fall over, walk in to a wall, stub my toe, etc is ridiculous. That truly is when I’m at my most vulnerable.

