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Your favorite Rebel in the Hub City. 🐻🦈 Follow me for Commercial Real Estate, Ole Miss hot takes, anti-Yellow Dog rhetoric, & Tweets with proper punctuation.

Hattiesburg, MS
Joined October 2009
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Remembering that time in 2011 @TheRock & I hung out on Twitter.
Replying to @HeyitsMarkus
@HeyitsMarkus . My ink took 60 hrs. 4 sessions. 15-20 hr sessions at a time. #NoPainNoGain
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, ā€œpick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiiiā€
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This x 1,000. What America has is not true capitalism.
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore: "Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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idc if you hate the guy, these are fantastic answers. He even agrees with Trump on cutting off funds within 60 days. idk how any of this is partisan, but here we are.
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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As a moderate swing voter, the only Rs I'd consider here, in order, are... Massie Younkin DeSantis Rubio Paul Intrigued by some from the Dems... Ossoff Buttigieg Kelly Booker Warnock
Look at our side vs theirs. We are not the same.
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I want every pronoun on my desk by MIDNIGHT!!!!!!
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RDJ and I’m watching Tropic Thunder 5x before moving on to the Marvel movies.
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Replying to @HormuzReport
"as trump looks for someone to blame for the midterm defeat"
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His name is@MichaelWatsonMS and he's running for Lt. Gov. Put his name in there so we all know who's responsible.
The MS Secretary of State used expired Experian data to "clean up" the voter rolls, inactivating many eligible Mississippi voters who then voted by affidavit ballot. Just anecdotally, I heard stories about it being a mess, especially in DeSoto County mississippitoday.org/2026/11…
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Follow the Constitution. Read the bills. Stop governing by emergency. End the forever war. Cut taxes & spending. Stop borrowing trillions. No CBDC. Protect free speech. Repeal the Patriot Act & FISA 702. No qualified immunity for government officials. End civil asset forfeiture.
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In case you were wondering what people think of JD Vance, my visit to the replies was delightful.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, ā€œI told you soā€: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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Apparently unpopular take: Democrats occasionally endorsing Republicans, and vice versa, is a sign of a healthy democracy
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I can get on board with most of these. Also, sweeping campaign donation reform. Overturn Citizens United and eliminate super PACs.
ok good job now pass popular bills and dare trump to veto them. here’s a starter set (all poll at 85% or higher): - require hospitals to fully disclose costs before providing care. - require background checks for all gun sales, including private sales. - ban financial companies from selling customers’ personal data. - require an enforceable supreme court ethics code. - ban members of congress from trading individual stocks. - prohibit former members of congress from becoming lobbyists for five years. - prevent hospitals from charging more than doctors’ offices for identical outpatient services. - establish a voluntary program helping employers provide paid family and medical leave. - require publicly distributed AI deepfakes to be labeled as AI-generated. - cap prescription drug prices based on prices in other developed countries. - prohibit hospital facility fees for outpatient clinic services and telehealth visits. - require organizations spending on federal elections to disclose major donors and identify sponsors of online political ads.
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James Talarico, a Democrat, is quoting Scripture in his victory speech, and the crowd is cheering. Democrats don’t hate religion. We hate watching people weaponize it. Faith isn't the problem. Using God as a weapon against your neighbors is.
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Rubio had my vote in 2016 until he devolved into Trump's tactics and crawfished on anything that looked centrist. Also, DeSantis has backed off of some of his crazy. I'd also consider Pete. Would love for Mark Cuban to throw a wrench into the process.
It’s November 7, 2028. You step into the voting booth and these are your 15 choices for the 48th President of the United States. Who gets your vote?
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.@JamesTalarico: We didn’t win by alienating our neighbors, or by shaming our neighbors, or by ridiculing our neighbors. We embodied a new kind of politics. A politics rooted in a deep love — for our state, for our country, and for all of our neighbors. My faith teaches me that love is the strongest force in the universe. Love is not passive. Love is not neutral. Love is not weak. Love requires that we stand between the bullies and the bullied. Love requires that we look evil in the eye and not blink. Love can heal what’s broken in America.
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If you are center-right, you have had no representation since 2016 in the republican party, and no democrat aligns with you Today is the best outcome BY FAR for any moderate conservative, the rebirth of republicans will be a great thing for this country
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Tonight is terrible for my preferred policy outcomes but wonderful for our constitutional system. Congress had a responsibility to keep the president in line. Congress utterly failed to do so. So Congress gets thrown out by the people. And that’s wonderful.
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Ten hours apart
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As MACtion kicks off tonight, we have to pay homage to the greatest comment ever posted šŸ’€šŸ’€
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