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digital logbook. middle school humour-enjoyer trapped in a blissfully jailed final-year student. preposition hater. once i get a job i'll stop tweeting

adyar & brahmaputra+manas
Joined March 2022
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i blame my twitter usage on growing up as a latchkey kid, with a clinically depressed father and a bpd/explosive disorder diagnosed mother
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Reeks of authoritarianism. Even if Kalaiyarasan had posted anything critical of a TVK MLA, a well-respected academic doesn't deserve this harassment.
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Just rolled a joint. It was a pootharekulu
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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how i feel on a daily basis
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
"The Bania is the worst parasitic class known to history. In him,the vice of money-making is unredeemed byculture or conscience. He is like an undertaker who prospers when there is an epidemic. The only difference between the undertaker and the Banias that the undertaker does not create an epidemic while the Bania does. He does not use his money for productive purposes. He uses it to create poverty and more poverty by lending money for unproductive purposes. He lives on interest and as he is told by his religion that money-lending is the occupation prescribed to him by the divine Manu, he looks upon money-lending as both right and righteous. With the help and assistance of the Brahmin judge who is ready to decree his suits,the Bania is able to carry on his trade with the greatest ease. Interest, interest on interest, he adds on and on, and there by draws millions of families perpetually into his net. Pay him as much as he may, the debtor is always in debt. With noconscience to check him, there is no fraud, and there is no chicanery which he will not commit. His grip over the nation is complete. The whole of poor, starving, illiterate India is irredeemably mortgaged to the Bania." -What Congress and Gandhi Have Done to the Untouchables Babasaheb Dr BR Ambedkar
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"abhibas🫪" has been voted the Sexiest Rising Twitter User in Malayalam Manorama's Tell Me Why Kids' Digest Choice Poll
Jack Innanen voted Sexiest TikTok Star in PEOPLE Readers’ Choice Poll.
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
eu odeio homens, mas continuo gostando deles… é a maior prova de que a sexualidade não é uma escolha ninguém em da consciência escolheria gostar de homens
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
kaash main bhi patar patar angrezi bol paata log mujhe serious lete
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life has been very unrelenting, punishing and overwhelming dis month but thanks to the niche nilgiri mess green chutney and me silently chuckling at philomena cunk sitting alone at the corner table during lunch time dat i finally got a lil fuel left to end this sem on a good note
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meme culture in general is so heavily male centric, it's these ocassional female representation here and there in these chud/loser memes that does smthing to my heart. inshallah, still a long way to go
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
>Bro became an IAS officer >To remove poverty from India >Bought 40 luxury villas All with a salary of Rs 1,30,000 per month. Power of discipline investment
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
What if the most courageous thing a cancer patient can do is to stop trying to prove how courageous they are?
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
When Savarkar fanboys launch mags
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i'll say this again- these incels are not hitting their faces hard enough
Russian zoomers are once again injuring themselves with hammers to get sharper cheekbones — more than 100 people have suffered injuries from “bonesmashing” Young looksmaxxers aged 15–26 believe that hitting their cheekbones and chins will make their bones more prominent and their faces more masculine. Even grown men up to the age of 45 are engaging in this practice. In reality, one young man suffered a haemorrhage, while another experienced numbness in part of his face. The blows can damage nerves and fracture the jaw and cheekbones. Repeated injuries can lead to fibrosis, which may require surgery to correct.
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Just a few inches above, near the cranium...yes, boy, yes 😍
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abhibas🫪 retweeted
Guys, is there any reason why domestic flights are costing an arm and leg? Ab yeh kaunsa masterstroke hai koi mujhe bata do pls. Bhagwan mujhe bure din lauta do koi, yeh ache din ab digest nahi go rahe.
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atp u just make up lies than reveal your homestate
Assam Chief Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma and his cabinet ministers surprised internet users by sharing a fun AI-generated Gangnam Style dance video online. The hilarious clip, featuring playful face-swapping and energetic moves, went viral across social media, showcasing a lighter, more entertaining side of state political leadership right now. More on NDTV.com
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Having a family income of Rs 25,000 per month puts you in the top 10% of earners in India. If this doesn't radicalize you idk what will
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i love my jail
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Reject Venture Capitalism. Embrace Self Help Groups
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yes, homie, go develop that parasocial relationship with the faceless oomf
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