Amateur rider of bikes, professional drinker of coffee.

North Wales
Joined May 2012
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Boris Johnson having a farewell meal with everyone who gives a shit that he's leaving.
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Just googled “Car crash in Downing Street” but this is all that came up. – at Islington, London
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This is so wrong @lukecombs … all tickets for UK shows sold out in seconds when released, and now look at the prices 🤬
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Back home in Cardiff I’ve got a spare pair of Tour numbers hanging about, so let’s do another Christmas giveaway 🎁 Just RT to enter and send me a pic of your Christmas tree, I’m feeling festive 🤣🎄 #12daysofGmas
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I love the food @timhortonsuk but why, oh why, is my order either wrong or cold on every visit?? It’s worth it in the end but again today I had to get my order changed and then recoiled as it was cold and wrong.
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I do love a sneaky sunset pedal around @OPALlandegla / felt like I had the trails to myself even though the car park was busy
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4 laps of @OPALlandegla today in training for the @dirtyreiver . Sun out, dry trails and as always the @StoogeCycles doing us proud
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Imagine getting humiliated by the literal dictionary
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Unexpected free time today. Took me 5 seconds to decide what to do….a few laps round @OPALlandegla was just what I needed
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How long will you wait at a red lights until creeping through? “There is no 100% accurate detection for cyclists”. @ldnparks @righttobikeit @theJeremyVine @anneramsey740 @cycling_dave @velobetty @MatBurnham
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Etymology of the day: 'maverick' was inspired by Samuel Maverick, a 19th-century land baron who left many of his cows unbranded. Any wandering, unidentified animal was therefore labelled a 'maverick', later applied to an unorthodox individual who doesn't follow the rules.
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Relief. Wordle 234 3/6 ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wakefield "not a complete shithole" says new tourism chief.
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Well if I had a camera on my helmet I would have been reporting a TV presenter for texting while driving this morning. Asked him to stop using his phone while driving and the TV presenter magician, and comedian said "WHAT?". I repeated "Please don't use your phone while driving".
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Level 5 smashed! Covid and virtually a year off swimming and she’s done brilliant to get this done! #brioleisure
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Wordle 226 6/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩cutting it fine
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