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Deep Impact begins in “Richmond, Virginia”. Frodo finds a comet bc his asshole teacher is extracting child labor in the name of science.
The next scene an astronomer figures said comet will impact..deeply then drives his jeep off a cliff and it explodes. Just a wild sequence.
My prediction for the Final Boss of Ibiza:
1 year from now his podcast is climbing in popularity after his appearance on Rogan.
2 years from now he makes an appearance on The Masked Singer.
3 years from now his #1 rated podcast will determine the 2028 election.
Cris Collinsworth – “I met a man in Prague who told me I’d die on live television. Haven’t missed a broadcast since.”
Mike Tirico – “Timeout on the field with 3:14 left in the half.”
Cris Collinsworth – “You ever realize the forest doesn’t want you to leave? It’s not lost. You are.”
Mike Tirico – “That’s a 9-yard gain and a fresh set of downs.”
Cris Collinsworth – “You know, back in 2003 I buried a suitcase in the Nevada desert. Can’t say what’s in it. Let’s just say I sleep easier knowing it’s still out there.”
Mike Tirico – “Touchback. Ball comes out to the 25.”
Cris Collinsworth – “Every night I have the same dream. I’m standing at the edge of a cornfield, and something’s whispering my name in a voice that sounds like my father’s, but he’s been dead since ’97.”
Mike Tirico – “And that’ll bring up 2nd and 7.”
Finally, a startup that utilizes blood sacrifices for secure, end-to-end encrypted chats with the Holy Father.
It’s so masculine to cry online about hearing other languages. Get some real problems and develop some thick skin you absolute bitch lmao
Does Gavin Newsom realize he looks plain villainous? This dude could be making the best point in the world and I still wouldn’t trust him.
Literally not him. This account is trying to fumble Wyatt Russell’s Marvel bag lmao
Kurt Russell’s son Wyatt speaks out against what is happening right now in Los Angeles.
Maybe a few ICE agents heard what he had to say. 🇺🇸
H/T: @CalltoActivism
#BlackOps7 #LosAngeles #LARiots #RyanArmy
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Though he has a passing resemblance, this is not Wyatt Russell.
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