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Politicians always ignore problems until they swim up and bite them in the ass. #GOP
I’d have to convince the captain of the RV Aurora to dock in the Hudson River instead of Woods Hole. But if there’s a royalty check waiting for me I’ll consider it.
Replying to @HooperInSharks
We're not taking the bait on this, Hooper. Be a chum and come see The Shark is Broken on Broadway 😌
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ChatGPT still needs to improve its image creation. Doesn’t look anything like me.
While this photo was taken in 2023, it's a #TBT to one recognized by many...do you know which?
📷: Marc J Franklin
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I don’t recommend measuring the bite radius this way.
Lining up to be a Hot Lunch in Shark City.
Here comes the first ferry of #SummerDollars into port!
#MemorialDayWeekend
This is what non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus looks like. Working a whale like it’s corn-on-the-cob.
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The officer told me to tell you that you’re overloading that boat.
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Y’all I am in @NatGeoMag!!!!! What the heck!!!!! This is so cool!!!!!
#SharkFest rules and #SharkWeek drools.
🌊 It's time to seas the day! Watch #SharkFest on National Geographic and stream on #DisneyPlus on.natgeo.com/3uZlK4o
Seas The Day | SharkFest
They can change from Great White to just Good White. nationalgeographic.com/anima…
While I appreciate the invitations, I’m not presently available for media interviews regarding real shark attacks.
























