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Formerly Robert “Bobby” Shaftslong | Chicago sports writer | Indiana Hoosier Alum | Sadie McKenna restraining order recipient

Joined October 2024
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SEC fans agreeing about how dominant their conference is because they lost to an unranked team in said conference
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This is exactly the kind of thing a girl you knew in college with 40 bodies says
I regret to inform you that being married, waking up early, going to church, reading books, drinking less, staying home more, and being in bed by 10pm is actually amazing.
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Alabama has won one of their last three and is currently sitting at number 5. ESPN has done irreversible damage to the sport I once loved
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Every SEC fan is in the comments claiming “ranked wins” and doesn’t see the irony in that
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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I'M FIVE If credit scores didn't exist until 1989, did all those boomers buy their first house without having to pass a credit check? Genuinely asking
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The liberals don’t want you to know this but Diet Coke and Coke Zero are the same thing
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When Big 10 teams play each other close it’s “bad football” that “shouldn’t be rewarded” but when SEC teams do it’s “competitive” and “means more”
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It’s Wilson moving forward
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Tuesday thoughts from Hoosierkami: I’ve never seen a well dressed lesbian
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The whole world has eyes on the state of Indiana right now #drenchgang
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Starting a movement. Whenever someone says your name, instead of saying “yeah?” Or “what’s up” try putting your hands on your thighs and excitingly say “what is it, boy?”
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“How ass is Josh Hoover?”
you’ve got nothing left buddy @h3h3productions
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My Mexican king will wear whatever he wants.
Meidroth couldn’t even put on a Bears shirt? Jesus do the White Sox even like Chicago?
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Shut up and cancel my damn card
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Nick Marsh if you’re seeing this I hope you know this loss isn’t on you. Chin up king
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NFL has increasingly more games outside the states each year NCAAF just expanded the playoff to 24 teams NCAAB just expanded the playoff to 76 teams NBA added an in-season tournament MLB added pitch clock and ABS The sports we grew up watching no longer exist.
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Me liking every tweet slandering ESPN and the 24 team playoff
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Look at the ratio on this tweet. The amount of people that don’t realize this is a joke. We share the same roads as these people
It’s completely unfair to let a 162 game season come down to just 7 games. The Dodgers are a much better team.
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The new CTA app update has made the it almost unusable
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Me going back in time to find and beat the shit out of the Sox and Cubs fans that started the “Green Bay Sucks” chants all summer
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Cope
Replying to @bleacherbum099
Cubs probably win 100 something in the AL central or west
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