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Joined July 2025
If I EVER hear ANYONE speak poorly of Andrew Farrell in ANY CAPACITY, EVER AGAIN, it WILL become a REAL LIFE SITUATION where I will ACTUALLY put hands on you and ANY0NE who you even THINK might back you up in a FUCKIN HEARTBEAT. #NEREVS
A childhood dream. A legendary career. đź«¶
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What do we get first? Decided to take Campana out of the question and add another option that might happen #nerevs
83%Harrison or Yusef Healthy
17%GTA6
0%Carles Gil rotated
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Is the Farrell press conference available other public? If so, who wants to scoop me in Attleboro in like an hour? Blunts and dunks on me. #nerevs
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I try to avoid agreeing with dude whenever possible. This is not one of those times. Jay heaps is the pep guardiola of USL. Show some respect before #nerevs decide us open cup is worth it
#NERevs legend Jay Heaps should absolutely not be getting any shit from losers with french fries on their sandwich. See you in the Open Cup, dorks
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Just RIFC wasting our youth players #nerevs
I don’t get this. He’s more than good enough to start regularly in USLC. There’s a troubling history at this point of MLS clubs short term loaning young players to USLC for playing time and the club won’t give them a chance to play. These leagues need to work together better.
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I knew Jackson Yuiell wasn't GOOD, but had no idea his career was THAT bad lol #nerevs
I asked New England Revolution midfielder Jackson Yueill where he’d rank the team’s locker room atmosphere among the squads he’s played for throughout his MLS career. “Yeah, I mean, for me, I think this is the most wins I’ve personally had with a team I’ve been a part of. I think this is also the highest I’ve gone into the playoffs, and we have a chance of securing a home seed “Everyone says winning cures everything, and I think the amount of wins we’ve accumulated gives us an extra bit of confidence going into games.” “Then, when you look at the personalities and characters in the locker room, there’s no ego. Everyone’s out there to help each other and do their job well.” “With Marko, it starts with character first, and then the love of playing follows after that. Hard work, commitment, and sacrifice for the team. You can see those qualities in the guys.” “When we get good results, whether on the road or at home, we celebrate as a team. So, it’s been fun.” 📸: @adrianheinsohn #NERevs | #MLS
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I haven't trafficked drugs since you was in the cub scouts and we don't claim traeger for this reason #nerevs
A veces olvido que la revolución tiene a un violador y a un narcotraficante entre sus seguidores más destacados. Menos mal que no todos los seguidores apoyan a este sujeto. #RIFC #NEREVS
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I don't understand the question. I've been around too long to understand even the THOUGHT of gifting a point to the Metrostars.
Replying to @HopSkipBeats
It's injury prevention, would you rather the possibility of dropping points to Red Bull or Gil getting injured?
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Wouldn't it be less ridiculous for #NERevs to say Carles doesn't need to PRACTICE this week instead of using the 3 hours he's paid for this week for lunch break? Should we just punt the playoffs to let Carles rest longer?
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For all intents and purposes, the playoffs started last night. The only reason Carles shouldn't be ready to go at least 75 Wednesday and Sunday is if he dies. I don't give a fuck if you're out of gas. You're a multi millionaire. Go buy some. #nerevs
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So we should give up a game to a team fighting for their playoff spot? One of the teams were extremely likely to see in the first round of the playoffs? We should appear beatable to give our highest paid best player a day off? Better be hurt..#nerevs
Messi isn't hurt, he came off the bench because that's what teams do, they rotate the squad. Gil never comes off the bench. He should sit vs NYRB on Wednesday, that would be the wise thing to do, he is going to run out of gas if he keeps playing all 90 every game. #nereVs
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Go fuck yourself
You meet your 18-year-old self, but you can only say 3 words. What are you saying?
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They're from Philly. It's a non zero percent chance that was ❄️ #nerevs
I genuinely believe I just watched nearly the entire Philadelphia Union starting XI use smelling salts ahead of tonight’s kickoff against the New England Revolution. Running off of fumes. Literally. #DOOP | #MLS
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I always forget RIFC exists. Must be easy to be their social media guy. Five letters. One period. Post the losing graphic. Party might need to stop showing up on MLS shows and worry about his amateur team #lowtide #nerevs
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Good luck at the special Olympics you fuckin retard #nerevs
Replying to @HopSkipBeats
he’s better than farrell ever was in his career already
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There's nothing wrong with being Scottish. Stevie Nicol is Scottish. Why is everyone so adamant that Tylon Smith isn't Scottish? What's wrong with Scottish people you fuckin racists? #nerevs
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Hopefully Farrell brings out the Mohawk one last time for his press conference. Guy will retire as Boston's longest tenured player in fuckin HISTORY. What an absolute legend. Thank you @_88AF . 🫡 #nerevs
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Don't come into my kitchen when I'm cooking. Tylon Smith is Scottish with fucked up teeth til further notice. #nerevs
Replying to @HopSkipBeats
Tylon Smith is from South Africa, he isn't the reason Farrell is retiring. Farrell is retiring because he is 2 years past when he should have retired or moved on. If Farrell wants to be a member of the staff I am sure that is an option.
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Fuck this kid. This is why Farrell is retiring. So we can give this Scottish scrub with fucked up teeth minutes. #nerevs
New England Revolution defender Tylon Smith has traveled with the first team ahead of Saturday’s matchup against the Philadelphia Union. Smith has made just one first-team matchday squad appearance, serving as an unused substitute against Real Salt Lake on September 26. The South African defender has yet to make his MLS debut since arriving on loan from Queens Park Rangers (QPR). 📸: @AdrianHeinsohn #NERevs | #NERevsII | #MLS
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