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SENATOR: Mr. Zuckerberg I have a very important question
MARK ZUCKERBERG: go ahead Senator
SENATOR: why did my ex-wife Sharon block me on Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG: what
SENATOR: also what happened to FarmVille, I liked that game
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-Instagram’s explore page-
IG: hey here’s some videos of tubas
Me: *clicks on videos of tubas*
IG: Great! We’ll show you lots of videos of tubas from now on since you like them so much.
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Enjoy this, the zen of knowing everyone is too self-conscious about their own paunchy figure to ever think critically of yours. This is freedom, my friends. Bask in its fleeting winter light.
"when you trust your television,
what you get is what you got.
'cause when they own the information,
they can bend it all they want."
real freakin talk from MY president @JohnMayer
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Life is weird and challenging and rewarding and shit and excellent and confusing and simple and slow and fleeting and toxic and nourishing and short and infinite and worrying and affirming and certain and surprising and ok and mind-blowing. All at once. Sometimes. Always.
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Adults: Why are the youth today so lazy? Why don't they do something productive?
Youth: We're marching, protesting, organizing, speaking out. #NeverAgain
Adults: No, that's not what we meant. Nothing that holds us accountable. Do something else.
my twitter is about to get REAL embarrassing but man this is still the jam. I forgot about BTR teapaw.org/_hodoahmed/status/9605…
Sitting at @Starbucks listening to this song
Looked over and saw this ad.....
(Am I living inside the Kill Bill cover art?)
