Nima Khazei (@HornsNRedDevils) profile picture
Joined August 2021
Didn't say it last night but @KJJFlood and @CoachJeffBanks y'all still go to the shadow realm. Y'all suck as coaches.
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An easy peasy Texas win A THICC SIX for Marad Watson A great workout 17 miles on the bike And lovely Persian Kabob Koobideh All in all a great night HOOKEM 🤘🤘🤘 – at Shavano Park, TX
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Arch stop fucking patting the ball on every throw, you mouth breather. – at Balcones Heights, TX
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If Texas picks the ball off or has a big hit and they don't play "Somebody's watching me" by Rockwell I'll be disappointed lol 🤣 – at Shavano Park, TX
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Victory Whataburger run. Let's go!! By the way fuck you @CoachJeffBanks I still hope you get fucking fired.
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– at Laredo, TX
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Being a Yankees fan that I am and realizing that Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone are both coming back next year, is liking kicked in the nuts and having your teeth pulled out at the same time. – at Laredo, TX
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Welcome to the Salty Spittoon how tough are you: I'm a @ManUtd fan. This team is a genuine embarrassment. Fuck the Glazers, Fuck Sir Jim Ratcliffe.
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Fuck you @CoachSark you suck. Offensive genius my ass. You lost to a back up QB, you made Arch and Quinn worse than what they were coming to UT. You are shit. – at Laredo, TX
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Can one of the prizes be to fire @CoachJeffBanks and hire an OC? – at Laredo, TX
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I seriously hope this team and the coaching staff does some soul searching. You can't let 1 loss become 2,3,etc... this team has so much talent on paper but they will waste it if they don't make serious changes. @CoachJeffBanks @KJJFlood y'all gotta go. – at Jollyville, TX
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It was 2nd and 10 at the OU with 19 seconds You had timeouts @CoachSark why would you pass. Run the ball there. You don't throw a back shoulder throw when they are playing press coverage.
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Can't win being that undisciplined. – at Jollyville, TX
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Inject it into my veins. 🤘🤘🤘 – at Olmos Park, TX
A rivalry like no other 🤘 🎙️ @Brian_Robison
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A rivalry like no other 🤘 🎙️ @Brian_Robison
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Okay we need to talk about Smooth Operator by Sade. Great song, but as a geography nerd it annoys. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago. Chicago isn't on a coast. 🤣🤣 Get your shit together @SadeOfficial
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As the proud coach of "Tet-air Tots" Fantasy Football Team, I want to personally thank @officialnalo for being unguardable today. YOU. ARE. HIM. – at Laredo, TX
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Why is Jamie Benn still on the Stars? He's sucked for the last 2.5 years. @DallasStars – at Laredo, TX
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Canucks Opening Night in NHL. I'm ready to be hurt again @Canucks
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A Manning winning at Neyland. Seems natural. @TexasFootball @TexasLonghorns 🤘 – at Laredo, TX
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