Horror Screenwriter, Sacramento native, new to AZ
Mesa, AZ
Joined July 2023
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Listening to the Raiders game on the radio and it sounds like they’re playing at an insurance convention. Just conversational background noises there today.
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
Join me in the @nycmidnight Scary Story Challenge on October 16th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scary

I was in Zoom hell yesterday. A work training where cameras HAD to be on. So what better time for both dogs and one annoying fly to nonstop harass the shit out of me? I was flinching and waving like a crackhead for an hour.
Look, I’m not saying making taco salad using Salsa Verde Doritos is a gamechanger but…OK, it’s a gamechanger.
Last year, my niece and her son were murdered in Northern California. Losing them was devastating. Having to fight to have them buried together added a cruelty our family should never have had to endure.
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They deserved more time. They deserved peace. And families mourning someone they love deserve the chance to say goodbye without another fight.
Rest well, Marissa and JoJo.
If you’re an NFL fan and not following @AnnieAgar, you’re missing out! (Unless your team loses, then you’ll hate her with white-hot passion)
Teaching my grandson important ninja skills. You know, in case evil toddlers attack and he needs to escape.
Props to @HorrOrigins for another top notch festival. Great people, environment, and films!
No #screenpit requests unless you count the user who asked me to subscribe to her OnlyFans.