@HotAsPuck

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anyways, we have bags on bags on bags of the best candies to give away to trick or treaters this weekend and I'm excited !!!! 🎃
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Sam McDowell
@SamMcDowell114h
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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my brain is full of worms. worms that need to play world of warcraft forever. worms of warcraft. world of wormcraft
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OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A DATE!!!! JANUARY 28 LETS GOOOOOOO THE YEARS OF WAITING ALL COMING TO FRUITION!!!!
Chucklefish
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Welcome to Mossport!🧹 Witchbrook, our magical life sim, is coming in to PC, Nintendo Switch 1 & 2, Xbox and PS5 on Jan 28th! #Witchbrook
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"We'll see you later tonight!" is an absolutely epic call for a game-ending World Series hit
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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William Contreras vs Yandy Díaz stare contest during ABS challenge
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i am so jealous of the concept of a baseball team that comes alive when they hit 2 outs instead of rolling over to die
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i miss u 1
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The Celtics just seem to be missing something in fourth quarter closeouts this years.
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trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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for everyone responding: xitter.cf/hotaspuck/status/21152…
mel@HotAsPuck16h
Replying to @DNeckel19
I've known people who have replaced actual Halloween night trick or treating with trunk or treating and that's what I was trying to get out. That replacement isn't as fun.
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NBA Shane
@Shane0020h
"I'm gonna show LeBron how a 40 year old is supposed to do it" Perfect representation of LeBron haters
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Drew
@DR3Wheels17h
Cam York is hockey Alec Bohm
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fire Cam York and his shit attitude in to the sun. Torts was right.
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so embarrassing
Flyers Nation
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The Flyers lose.
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I want to buy all the women all the houses
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erin
@blondederin15h
Every World Series game is a Brewers home game.
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HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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would be cool if the Brewers wrapped this World Series thing up tonight
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They died so the Sixers could thrive
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