Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)

Joined January 2011
Her: You're a writer? Me: *rolls eyes* yes. Her: The artistic type! What genre? Me: *takes a puff of a cigarette* Astros Erotic Fan Fiction
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This place is a fucking disaster. Lol
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I feel like the purpose of X is to just make everyone angry with each other.
Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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There are Mattress Firms everywhere.
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Supported by all demographics in Texas? Okay, let’s make it official and vote on the mother fucker.
School choice is supported by all demographics in Texas. Texans of all backgrounds, including Black & Hispanic parents, strongly support school choice. School choice improves educational opportunities for minority & low-income students. Texas will deliver school choice.
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Let’s do like Kentucky and put this bitch to a vote?
I have fought for school choice since my time as a Senator. As Lt. Governor, I passed it in my first session and repeatedly since then. Each time, the Republican-led House blocked it. Now, after hard-fought primary and general election battles, the House should finally have the votes to pass it. Read the press release for more details.
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By the way, I’m on…blue…sky.
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Dunkstronaut is better.
𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒-𝟐𝟓 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐒 🏆 Coming soon to the Houston hardwood! Commemorating 30 years of back-to-back greatness.
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RIP, Chauncy Glover, who got my vote for the most yoked newscaster in Houston.
Who's the most yoked newscaster in Houston?
19%Chauncy Glover
43%Steven Romo
29%Erik Barajas
9%Someone else
289 votes • Final results
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Houston Astros West Sacramento A’s Dallas Rangers Anaheim Angels Sodom Mariners Other than the Astros, this division is a geographical mess.
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Me when my mom tweets from my account:
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Damn, Mark.
Seeing the Dodgers celebrate is disgusting, but watching the Yankees turn into choking dogs lessens the sting.
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Cue Kevin Jomboy selling Dodgers merchandise. Goofy ass bitch
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Jayden Daniels should quote Eminem!
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TEXANS LEGEND, NOAH BROWN!!!
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Figures. Smh.
HOLD UP. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!
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