♕ If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you, those are my principles, if you don't like them I have many others.
Two Rivers
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How very dare you call me normal ! And if I am normal which of the hundreds of thousands of normals am I ? Life is so much more difficult now, it was so much easier back in the day.
When you look around,There's plenty of money,it's just not for the likes of us normal people, sorry if I've offended anyone by using the word normal,
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Sex education isn’t just about sex and having babies said someone, was it a panellist or a caller ! Well it’s certainly not about having babies because nobody can decide who can have babies or which of the 74 genders they fall into ! Mad #JeremyVine utterly mad.
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My god I never realised just how annoying Debbie McGee is ! Only slightly less annoying than Gary Lineker it would appear. Now that’s magic. #TheBridge
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Very nearly £500 million 😳 No wonder Le President is smiling, they must be laughing all the way to the bank let alone smiling ☺️ We have no money, we can’t pay train drivers, nurses, doctors, teachers and yet we can afford HS2 and yet more money + technology for the French 🤫😖
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This HS2 ! We could cut the costs dramatically if we just issued every rail user the bit of kit below ! #JeremyVine As a bonus we would all be a lot fitter and the buffet car could be replaced with fast food outlets at the side of the track ! What !
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After all the fuss about how mean and horrid my farming ancestors may have been ! I am prepaid to swap places with a resident of the Turk & Caicos Islands as some reparation for anything that may or may not have occurred 300 years ago. Its only fair. #JeremyVine #Lineker
I think Christo is a bit of a muppet ! He proudly announces that he is more than capable of negotiating his own salary ! Of course he is, because he is self employed and or his agent negotiates for him. Silly man. #JeremyVine
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Is space travel a waste of money ! Well that’s a difficult one and no mistake #JeremyVine I think the more important question here is will the inhabitants of other planets welcome the inevitable flood of migrants that will follow any successful colonisation of their planet ! 🛸👽
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Four years after the death of my wife because a UK oncologist didn’t test her before treatment with #5FU this despite testing his private patients, we continue to lose our loved ones ! Only 44,000 tests in the UK but 70 million people ! Adverts say 1 in 2 people will get a cancer
If only we could find some way to get many more migrants into the country all of our lives would be enriched, culturally, and all of our current and long term problems would be solved overnight ! What ! #migrantbill #JeremyVine
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If only we could find some way to get many more migrants into the country all of our lives would be enriched, culturally, and all of our current and long term problems would be solved overnight ! What ! #migrantcrisis
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#JeremyVine The lady on the panel who thinks that any and all entrants into this country should be allowed to stay and be processed here seems to be unaware that once here we are responsible for them and they then can’t be removed ! So that’s a win win for them, isn’t it !
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I’ll forever miss my interactions with this stout fellow. A sense of humour, for sure a passion for daftness that always inspired, a love of music I shared with him. Chats about dear Viv Stanshall, Eel Pie Island that made him smile. RIP Sir 😢 Missing you already.
Rest In Peace @BarmyLord Brockman 🎩
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And the really good ones are able to roll their towels up, skip them across the swimming pool to unfold and lay perfectly flat on their chosen bed ! But only the British and only former RAF Bomber Command members can achieve that.
I’m on a short break abroad and the old saving a sun bed malarkey has been notched up a level.
No longer is it good enough to get up early to deploy your towels at your favorite spot. Guests at this resort put them out the night before!
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So babies, if exposed to a drag artist, within the first six months of their life are aware of what they are seeing and experiencing ! Really ! They are going to be scarred for life, never to go near a woman who has heavy makeup again or indeed a clown 🤡 #JeremyVine Get a grip.
Matt Hancock ! Feel sorry for him ! Are you having a giraffe ? At best the man is incompetent, at worst his actions were borderline criminal and you ask if we feel sorry for him ! Utter madness. His actions killed, his actions gave friends and family mega money deals #JeremyVine
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Oh here we go, a totally unbiased opinion about the Royal Family from that well known humanitarian lady that will, at some stage, expect or demand a Nobel Peace Prize for saving the entire world from nasty people. #JeremyVine
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#JeremyVine Frogmarched out of Frogmore ! Well the pair should have been but as they live in another country that’s not possible is it ! Should they be denied access ! YES They’re not royals, they wanted out, now they are out, stay in the US and enjoy your privacy, stop whining.
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#Lorraine Matt Hancock exits only because TV keeps talking about him ! They pay him to appear in shows that feeds his belief that he is a celebrity and worthy of exposure ! He is neither a celebrity nor worthy, what he is is not that bright as has been clearly shown many times.
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