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Ryan

@howdyryan

5’7 but I identify as 6’9 😜

Joined March 2012
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At CVS texting my bros
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Yeah can I get a cold brew with a splash of breast
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Who says men don’t buy flowers
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Waving thanks to the Waymo that let me merge
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Beat my record 900ml
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Pretty impressive I kno
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Only crunchable chocolate allowed in my ice cream
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Guy who eats pussy with a headlamp on
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You’re in her DMs I’m farting on her when she’s big spoon
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Guy who confuses Boss Baby with Babygirl
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Bring back metrosexual
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All hogs are big dicks not all big dicks are hogs
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Why not love is deaf
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Me after upsizing my testicular implants
CTV News Toronto (@CTVToronto) profile pictureCTV News Toronto
@CTVToronto31 Dec 2025
Times Square has a dazzling new ball for the New Year’s Eve drop — and it’s the biggest yet ctvnews.ca/world/article/tim…
Times Square has a dazzling new ball for the New Year’s Eve drop — and it’s the biggest yet

Times Square has a dazzling new ball for the New Year’s Eve drop — and it’s the biggest yet

 It’s out with the old and in with the new in Times Square this year as the famous New Year’s Eve ball drop rings in 2026 with a dazzling new ball — the largest in the history of an event that...

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The SpongeBob Movie to The Melania Movie double feature
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Hot guy on bus reading Everybody Poops
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More like damn I bleeding fissure
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Straggot taking his little hoops out to fight
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Merplennial
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Love a bimbo playing skee ball
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Anyone else getting really into pinapple recently
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