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5’7 but I identify as 6’9 😜

Joined March 2012
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At CVS texting my bros
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Yeah can I get a cold brew with a splash of breast
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Who says men don’t buy flowers
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Waving thanks to the Waymo that let me merge
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Beat my record 900ml
Pretty impressive I kno
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Only crunchable chocolate allowed in my ice cream
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Guy who eats pussy with a headlamp on
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You’re in her DMs I’m farting on her when she’s big spoon
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Guy who confuses Boss Baby with Babygirl
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Bring back metrosexual
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All hogs are big dicks not all big dicks are hogs
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Why not love is deaf
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The SpongeBob Movie to The Melania Movie double feature
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Hot guy on bus reading Everybody Poops
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More like damn I bleeding fissure
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Straggot taking his little hoops out to fight
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Merplennial
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Love a bimbo playing skee ball
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Anyone else getting really into pinapple recently
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