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They made us do all those stomach crunches in gym class because the PE teacher liked listening to kids fart.
I like to thank Texas Instruments for inspiring me to build my own SOFLAM, but I was clearly outpaced because the Hobby store drone just blew my living room into shit.
AI, decent reference nonetheless, kinda twinky but good enough for a shit post. The skull wrinkles are nice.
Maybe a fever dream, but I hate that I can only remember the Antelope throwing eyes and my disbelief the Otter won 100m freestyle swim against an Orca in Animal Olympics.
I should just rewatch the thing.
Hardcore lesbian porn and it's just a butch holding the femme's ponytail shouting "Munch on these lips like an Arby's beef n cheddar, slut!" And the femme mumble crying "Bu- I du lyke Erby's!"
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getting my apartment bombed because i tweeted out "Lockheed Martin? More like Cocksneed fartin" which tanked their stock prices
Eating breakfast so when asked "How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?" I can respond with "But I did."
Marty has this bitch down so bad she bypassed the gurl chat to try and blast him on here.
What no dick does to a gal, I guess.
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>Buy camera
>Ad for photography
>Because I have camera, I hold all the power in this context
>Was a shoot for jackets
Women are contextual creatures, the more you cater to them the worse they get.
Anywho, relatively low cost start up idea to rail whores, you're welcome.
