I was working in the drafts late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my Howler, from his tab, began to rise And suddenly, to my susprise, He did the Mash He did the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash He did the mash He got doxxed in a flash He did the Mash He did the Howler Mash From my poaster study in the castle/freak To the mutant bedroom where the groypires feast The foids all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my erect chode They did the Mash They did the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash They did the mash They got doxxed in a flash They did the Mash They did the Howler Mash The Zogbies were having fun The orgy had just begun The guests included Bateman, Mutant and his son The cream was popping All were getting a pound Anderz on chains Topped by his Berman hound The Simulators were about to arrive With their vocal group The cock-sucking five They played the Mash They played the Howler Mash The Howler Mash It was a timeline smash They played the mash They got doxxed in a flash They played the Mash They played the Howler Mash Out from his cuck chair Mutant's voice did ring Seems he was triggered by just one thing Opened the cage, and shook his dick and said "What ever happened to my Trinidadian kid?" It's now the Mash It's now the Howler Mash The Howler Mash And it's a timeline smash It's now the Mash It's been doxxed in a flash It's now the Mash It's now the Howler Mash Now everything's cool Mutant's part of the band And my Howler Mash Is the bit of the land For you, sex having This Mash was meant too When you get to my door Tell them Kanye sent you! Then you can Mash Then you can Howler Mash The Howler Mash And do my timeline smash Then you can Mash You'll get doxxed in a flash Then you can Mash Then you can Howler Mash!