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20 year multinational haute/fine cuisine pro chef Ask me for a recipie with your restrictions and I will make you one Coms open for parents/wives that cook

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Joined June 2026
Everybody posting the Dave Chapelle shit out of context needs to be buried Every time Dave has an offensive premise, the punchline turns the entire joke around Nobody will post the fucking punchline
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74% of Americans wish this was true
Randy Fine compares JD Vance to a Nazi for blaming the Iran War for the GOP’s midterms loss. Follow: @AFpost
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America becoming Giga Rhodesia because Elon only says he cares
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Update: teapaw.org/FearedBuck/status/2119… Even funner than I expected
“I’m sure Charlie Kirk is looking up at us right now, laughing so hard he can’t breathe” Dave Chappelle makes a joke about Charlie Kirk during his show at Madison Square Garden
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And then I kicked Erika Kirk right in the pussy
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Here's the joke
Where is the joke? Every comedian falls off, especially as they get wealthier & more comfortable. Chappelle’s last special was unwatchable. He’s just not very funny anymore. But this is like 4Chan edgelord slop. Not even trying to be funny. I don’t care when a comic puts out offensive material. It’s the comedian’s job to be edgy. And I believe you can joke about anything. But where’s the joke? This isn’t funny. It’s not even trying to be funny. And if you’re mocking somebody’s death, but you’re not even trying to be funny… Then you’re just an asshole.
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Life hack: Make your wife say Drewski is funny You're then legally allowed to do blackface and say nigger in public
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Easy Our country would just need to ban niggers, foreigners, and food stamps
I think a good test to see if your country values growth would be to find out what this person would need to do in terms of permits, certifications, taxes, and equipment to be able to sell a pizza like this.
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All I have to say is rape recipie
Instead of stuffing their faces, can someone hand all the liberal women a book on what Iran looked like for women in 1970 and how it looks now for women and how this trend isn’t cute or funny.
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Reverse engineering Seinfeld jokes
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Women used to be mediocre at driving No road between the dishwasher and the fridge, but at least they had to drive to go to the grocery store, they SUCK now They only drive when they're celebrating another kid living beyond 3 years of their mother driving them places
Replying to @HowlingPooper
Do you know why women can't drive? There isn't a road between the dishwasher and the washing machine.
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I'm convinced Hollywood is selectively creating attraction to different typologies What Gen Z is attracted to vs what Melinnials are attracted to is likely based on who you had a movie celeb crush on
I’m not surprised 👱🏻‍♀️
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Back in my day (2006) you did that AFTER she made dinner and washed the dishes
Replying to @HowlingPooper
i snuck up and hit her оvеr thе hеаd so im safe
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Guy has never seen the dishwasher use a stove or something
there seems to be a sinister presence in my kitchen known as a "female" using the stove...!
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I've noticed all of my "top choices" are just variations of young Natalie Portman The prequels had untold effects on an entire generation
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"You pick these about like most people" >Zero of them Interesting....
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HowlingChef retweeted
Brilliant or Blunder??🤔
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Clean on the streets, dirty in the sheets, and it grip like a gorilla with down syndrome
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This is elite tier noticing, this is what I come to X to see
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