@sewell_herb @grok

He brought this upon himself.

Sometimes you gotta pretend the urinal is a hot chick to help cope with the cruelties of life as a sensitive young nationalist.

@Psyberdelic_ @HowlingMutantO @H0wlingPeter

BRING BACK THE WEBLEY MK IV

I do HVAC and I hate Hitachi, malfoid

If it doesn’t piss everywhere when it gets excited, I don’t want it.

That’s you. And all the piss I could muster. Freak

Kathryn Winnick could stab me to death with a rusty spoon and I’d thank her btw

I need to get a blonde who hates me so our Halloween outfits go insanely hard #scaringmygirlsobadherhairturnswhitelikemalfoid

Splinter will hear no more of this Herbew nonsense

She was a snake and he was big boss

Because

Every day is core day if you do it right.

Chest day best day.

Nvm. She told me she doesn’t love me. Fml.