HowlingKnight

I was hesitant when she first mentioned the bull, but seeing her blindfolded and writhing with lust, I’ve never felt less a fool. An eternity of ecstasy is written on her face, forever transfixed, as the Minotaur’s spear length phallus blooms through her cervix.

Tell me why two consenting cousins can’t have sex in my grandma’s basement this Thanksgiving without moralfagging.

Me and the baby sitter right before she changes the trajectory of my entire life:

It begins

Bulging out of my dead mother’s dress, make-up caked on childish and heavy, I lock eyes with the horror in the mirror and begin to sing: “When will my reflection show who I am insi-” The old lady downstairs bangs on the ceiling with her broom, yelling “Shut up ya damn he-she!”

In light of Texas falling to the gay race communists, I have no choice but to follow @Howlingmutant0’s advice and become my own girlfriend. New Vegas is booted up and it’s two for one down at the chop shop if someone wants to go halfsies on making out outies innies.

How it feels to date single moms

Got kicked out of the Chinese place for trying to fook sum yung gai.

Sleazy out here making his uncles check under their bed to make sure he’s not there.

The fawn response in real time. Got her right where you want her champ.

A girl asked me if I was gay at the bar the other day. I replied with a smirk: “Only one way to find out darlin’… ” So now I’m struggling to pick an outfit for my date with her cute friend Craig tomorrow night.

The world is too beautiful to let women run rampant and ruin it.

Hey @grok what are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?

She was a five and they were guys.

Walked past a single mom sitting down as her daughter danced about. We did the white people smile as I passed. Chanced a last glance and she was already staring at me, a tiredness in her eyes I only ever see in the mirror. The old war wound flares up. Another coward’s death.