don piano

im glad dobbys dead

just got a free parking spot literally right out the front of scienceworks. cheerin

no fucking way

trying to suppress the anxiety of watching my clumsy 2yo navigate a jungle gym, any tips? tia

nice youtu.be/IYXPDZHZcqg?si=MLsU…

i like blippi actually

bbq/smoker youtube tutorial don’t start your video with slide guitar or hard rock challenge (impossible)

new year’s resolution. whenever i see someone fall over, get injured, etc I’m gonna say damn he ain’t gonna be in rush hour 3

walking around the local fresh food market like ‘who is sample and why should we free them?’ iykyk, happy saturday folks 😎

why does my twitter iphone app image now look like it was directed by eli roth

today my son said awer

why do so many christmas songs make it sound like they wanna fuck santa

this owns

there is no modern corporate jargon more sickening and conceited when used in reference to a customer base than ‘delighting’

a tivate twitter tick turn on twitter tick cool mode engsge wth

Found this interesting egg in a carton of Community Co eggs. any idea whether or not this is edible, and what might have caused the shell to be like this?