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John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)

@HumanTestSample

Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy. CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.

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Joined June 2018
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Replying to @HumansNoContext
Chop, knot or gum?
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Pat Cavlin@pcavlin18 Feb 2025
Well, that would do it. The pilot didn’t flare the aircraft before touchdown meaning the plane slammed into the ground while dropping at a rate so fast the main gear collapsed. The right wing breaks off and the plane rolls, skidding to a stop. Lot of questions here…
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Ryan Els
@RyanEls45 Feb 2025
Now he has gone too far 😳
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Replying to @flightradar24
I wonder what they originally had planned as their alternate.
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Replying to @Leo_Puglisi6
Geez you young kids are soft. One day, you'll be abusing PTV workers. Until that time, respect your elders!! LOL.
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Replying to @MissBaileyWoof
He's got his Engadine face on.
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Derenic Byrd@DerenicByrd31 Dec 2024
Why are Boeing planes falling apart? Exhibit A:
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Visegrád 24
@visegrad2427 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Azerbaijan Airlines announce they are ending all flights to 7 Russian cities due to security risks. Kazakh airlines also announce they are halting flights to parts of Russia. 🇦🇿🇰🇿🇷🇺
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Today Years Old
@todayyearsold26 Dec 2024
I can’t be the only one that didn’t know about this teapaw.org/tannokasa3/status/1783…
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The Associated Press
@AP27 Dec 2024
Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says apnews.com/article/bird-flu-…
Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says

Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says

A genetic analysis suggests the bird flu virus mutated inside a Louisiana patient who contracted the first severe case of the illness in the United States. The U.S.

apnews.com
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Michael Mina
@michaelmina_lab27 Dec 2024
Important wake up call: #H5N1 BirdFlu just sequenced by @CDCgov from severe Louisiana patient Most important, the H5 virus mutated inside the single patient to gain an ability to bind human receptors in the upper respiratory tract It takes just one… cdc.gov/bird-flu/spotlights/…
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Replying to @MaryAnneThomas
But that white powder is just baking, constable!
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wukko
@uwukko27 Dec 2024
it gets even funnier oh my god
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wukko (@uwukko) profile picturewukko
@uwukko27 Dec 2024
third rebrand won't save a product that's shit down to its core and lacks any kind of identity
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Replying to @Leo_Puglisi6
Darn kids these days. No respect for the elderly. LOL.
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Replying to @aviationbrk
I hope the pilot ticked the CDW box on the paperwork when he took the plane out.
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Replying to @miss_penpen @clowndownunder
Back when councils were focused on doing their intended job, not pursuing woke agendas.
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Replying to @clowndownunder
It's the annual Christmas pageant!
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Azeria@Fox0x0126 Dec 2024
Patrick’s new book is out! 🙌 I’m honored to have written the foreword for this fantastic book. If you’re interested in malware detection and learning how to build your own detection tools for macOS, this is the perfect resource. Congratulations, @patrickwardle! 🥳
Patrick Wardle (@patrickwardle) profile picturePatrick Wardle
@patrickwardle26 Dec 2024
Santa delivered my brand new book: “The Art of Mac Malware Vol II: Detecting Malicious Software” 🍎🛡️🐛👨🏻‍💻📚🥰 Three years in the making(!) this 2nd volume in the TAOMM series covers the heuristic-based detection of macOS malware Buy direct via @nostarch: nostarch.com/art-mac-malware…
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Replying to @aaronsmith
Because the electorate wouldn't vote for her. Deeming had already won an election.
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Replying to @aviationbrk
There is another video circulating from inside the plane where there is a piece of internal side panel flapping around. It looks like something hit it and broke away a section.
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