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Sometimes may be good, sometimes may be shit.

Karachi, Pakistan
Joined April 2010
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
Yet here you are 🤷🏻‍♀️
Sometimes we want to tag Hamas, but then we remember X doesn't allow terrorist organizations to have accounts.
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
If Jensen had molested kids on an Israeli honeypot island like a normal billionaire instead of banging adult chinese honeypots, all of this couldve been avoided.
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
Somewhere at Microsoft, an engineer is working incredibly hard to restore Outlook, completely unaware that millions of office workers are silently rooting against him. I’ve never seen a hero so misunderstood.
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Being a Pakistan cricket fan, I am glad to be enjoying this drama from the sidelines for a change. 😁
David Warner has turned the blowtorch on Pat Cummins following Friday’s remarkable 70-minute press conference - saying his former captain threw Usman Khawaja ‘under the bus’. MORE ▶️ bit.ly/3UU0T2u
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
The first point should've been on the language being used in the clip. The irony is that people are sharing it with a positive spirit, just to justify their opinion. As a society, we have collapsed.
No Mazher Arshad is harmed during this video. 3 idiots Mazher Arshad, Rehan ul haq and Hassan cheema nay jitnay apnay marzi kay filter laga kar stats share kiyay hahn aur logon ko gumrah kiya they are also one of the reason why our cricket is at such low.
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مریم اورنگزیب صاحبہ بجائے چارٹ دکھانے کے آپ مرتضیٰ وہاب صاحب سے سیکھیں کہ انہوں نے کیسے کراچی کو سموگ سے بچایا ہوا ہے-
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
OICCI hosted a full-day exclusive training session, “Reading Pakistan’s Economy Through Its Indicators,” conducted by Founder and Principal Analyst, Ten Services, Khurram Husain on November 10, 2026. The session focused on interpreting Pakistan’s economic indicators and understanding their implications for business decisions, particularly movements in interest rates and the exchange rate. The first module examined foreign exchange reserves, their composition and the importance of assessing available reserves against upcoming obligations. Khurram Husain explained measures such as import cover, net reserves and debt service cover to assess Pakistan’s external liquidity position. Drawing on historical interest rate cycles, he discussed how external pressures can help distinguish a one-off policy rate adjustment from a sustained tightening cycle and offer indications of when a cycle may peak or easing may begin. The session also provided practical guidance on reading Pakistan’s balance of payments, including the current, capital and financial accounts. It explored how inflows, outflows and external borrowing affect reserves and debt, helping participants understand the relationships behind headline economic figures. The second module focused on rupee liquidity, dollar availability and exchange rate movements. It covered reserve money, broad money and the State Bank of Pakistan’s net domestic and foreign assets, examining how government borrowing, lending to banks and changes in government deposits influence domestic liquidity. Historical periods of economic stress and stabilisation illustrated how these developments interact with foreign exchange reserves and pressure on the rupee. Through scenario-based exercises, participants assessed whether exchange rate pressures were mounting, steady or dissipating. The session concluded with guidance on monitoring import cover, debt service cover, domestic liquidity relative to foreign exchange reserves, and market signals such as Treasury bill auction yields to support informed business assessments.
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When Punjab is choking with smog Murtaza Wahab has kept Karachi air clean and smog free. Well done. Karachi has got a good mayor.
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
Rarely do two nations come with beautifully rhyming names of cricketers, so please let this be the Akmal-Lakmal Trophy.
Suggest a trophy name for the Sri Lanka vs Pakistan Test series like the Warne-Murali Trophy & Sorbers-Tissera Trophy. #PAKvSL
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
جنید اکرام دکھا رہے ہیں یونیورسٹی روڈ کراچی ۔ پارٹ 1
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Humayoun Ahmed Khan retweeted
If you consider yourself a human, the basic principle of survival is that YOU, yes YOU, go and LEARN; people will not come to you and teach you stuff. You go to school, you go to college, you go to workshops, you have to open the books, the books will not automatically open and come to you. What sort of absurd logic is 'if he contacts me, I will try to learn' 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #CricketTwitter #BabarAzam #PAKvSL
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Bazid Khan explains how Pakistan’s selection system is dangerous! 🗣️
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Wrapped up our first version of Alfaaz with the boys. But we’ve just had some news… someone you might recognise wants to sing the English part 👀
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Thokyo Drift
پیپلزپارٹی کی سندھ حکومت کا ایک اور شاہکار۔
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Very poor from Khawaja throwing ur ex teammates who supported u for all the racism u have faced in team still u decided to be a fancy hero knowing they r already active players Immigrants n especially South Asians will face tough times ahead after this cheap stunt from Khawaja
Australia used sandpaper to tamper with the ball in a Test match before the infamous Cape Town scandal in 2018, Usman Khawaja is to reveal. @NHoultCricket reports on the revelations that could reopen one of cricket’s biggest cheating scandals ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026…
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Usman has such strong principles that he was silent doing Sandpapergate, let a junior cricketer take the fall, play for a further 7 years and now throw the very same team mates who supported him under the bus...all to make a profit
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A recurring limitation in Umera Ahmed’s fiction is how women's spiritual awakenings are mediated through men. In Shareek-e-Zaat and Dar-e-Nijaat, women seem to arrive at faith either through disillusionment with a liberal man or guidance from a religious one.
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Watch how many Pak kirkit wokiyas will now jump to defend this absolute shithousery by Usman Khawaja as if he is their chacha/mama ka beta.
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It has begun already lol. Don't make everything about the skin colour, what's wrong is wrong. Usman Khawaja is a hypocrite to have stayed silent all those years. Two wrongs don't make a right. Please keep your virtue signalling to yourself.
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