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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
Saw a patient today for rib pain. On her property, she has a large pond. Many geese stop for both their migrations north and south, but they don't nest there. Early this past summer, one of the geese stayed, and it's been by the pond ever since.
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As an outpatient physician, this is the most misunderstood conflict between patients and doctors. From the patient perspective, it’s inconsiderate, especially when many offices will reschedule if you are more than 10 minutes late. Traffic, child care, finding a ride, time off work. So many factors go into just getting to a doctor’s appointment on time. From the physician perspective, there is a giant machine behind the doctor dictating how we run our clinics. Administration, reimbursement, regulatory hurdles like prior authorizations, balancing wait times with patient demand. If you asked most physicians how many patients they would like to see in a vacuum, most would choose a number that is far fewer than their current volume, but the healthcare system has other ideas. I wish we had an empathy contraption. Two people wear it and you instantly understand the other person’s experience. In lieu of that, these types of complaints and disagreements can be remedied with better communication. Give patients updates on the status of the clinic. Vast majority of people are reasonable, just communicate. Have a system for it.
Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.
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I hate it when I get redundant clinical indications for a scan. Gross hematuria? Yeah dude obviously.
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What if there is a 4th, even more extravascular space for fluid to go
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Student loans, bones, groans and psychiatric overtones
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odyssey this odyssey that, how about you odyssey a doctor because you haven't had a physical in 10 years
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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
All attendings/residents should actually read the ct scan instead of trusting what the radiologist says at face value. The radiologist doesn't always know what you're looking for and don't have the context of the physical exam.
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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
Future EM interns: one of the biggest changes you’ll see in your development during PGY-1 year is how your bandwidth, i.e. your mental carrying capacity, drastically increases over time
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One of the biggest hurdles of intern year is work flow. Being able to streamline seeing patients, putting in orders, following up on labs/imaging, keeping up with notes, and all the other intangibles is truly an art form
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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
[Day 1, intern year] Walking in to reassess the patient you bravely ordered Tylenol on to see if their pain has gotten any better
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Have you tried several gentle pats on the back while cradled over a loved one’s shoulder? — a baby doctor offering remedies for a patient’s indigestion
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Dermatologists be like: “palpable pruritic purpuric patches of papules and pustules parading partially past the platysmal plane alongside prominent plaques of pedal petechiae”
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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
This post was 100% written by ChatGPT but it is so important to know that missed or non-diagnosis because of using noncon CTs is much more likely to lead to renal injury (and death) than using contrast on a CT and getting your PE/aortic dissection/appendicitis diagnosis correct
🩻Contrast-induced AKI: one of the biggest myths still shaping clinical decisions For decades we were taught: 👉 “Contrast damages the kidneys” 👉 “Avoid CT with contrast in CKD” 👉 “Hydrate, protect, delay imaging if needed” But what if… most of this is wrong?🤔 ->The uncomfortable reality Modern evidence shows: 👉 Low-osmolar contrast rarely causes true nephrotoxicity 👉 Even in CKD, AKI, and ICU patients 👉 The risk is often overestimated—or nonexistent So where did the fear come from? 📍 1950s high-osmolar contrast (actually toxic) 📍 Poorly controlled observational studies 📍 “Creatinine rise = contrast injury” assumption 👉 Correlation became causation 👉 And the dogma stayed ⚠️What recent data tells us ✔ No difference in AKI rates with vs without contrast ✔ No benefit from bicarbonate, NAC, or aggressive hydration ✔ Even ICU and AKI patients show no worsening outcomes ->Translation to real life 👉 The patient was going to develop AKI anyway...Not because of contrast!! ->The real problem: “Renalism” 👉 Avoiding necessary imaging 👉 Delaying diagnosis 👉 Choosing inferior tests And that leads to: ❌ Missed PE ❌ Delayed sepsis source control ❌ Worse outcomes ->Clinical mindset shift Instead of asking: 👉 “Will contrast harm the kidneys?” We should ask: 👉 “Will NOT doing the scan harm the patient?” ->Who still deserves caution? ✔ eGFR <30 ✔ Severe hemodynamic instability ✔ Multiple nephrotoxins Even then: 👉 Optimize volume 👉 Minimize dose 👉 Don’t delay critical imaging 🤓Bottom line ✔ Contrast nephrotoxicity exists… but is rare ✔ The fear is bigger than the risk ✔ The harm of NOT imaging is often greater In critical care 👉 We don’t treat creatinine 👉 We treat patients And sometimes… 👉 The most dangerous thing is NOT the contrast 👉 It’s hesitation. 📃Reference Florens N, Demiselle J. Kidney360 7: 445–449, 2026. doi: doi.org/10.34067/KID.0000001…
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Three pressors and a prayer running full throttle and the blood pressure is still dropping
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Replying to @jtrebach
I remember this lecture from medical school
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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When you achieve ROSC
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Every medical student in a social setting
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Attending: Is this patient on a GLP-1 inhibitor? You didn’t mention that on rounds. Me: Sure I did—how do you think they lost all that weight? Attending: You said they climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. Me: No I said they were on that killa mounjaro. Attending: Why are you like this.
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Glen O'Humeral retweeted
Patient: doc, I need something to help me stay awake Doctor: take two of these and call me in the morning Patient: but these...aren't these your kids? Doctor: trust me, I'm a doctor.
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