ALT An illustration on a vintage, parchment-style background framed with decorative corner flourishes. At the top, bold serif text screams: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" above a small heart line divider. Below it, serif text reads: "That is all." At the bottom, a small frog sits on a lily pad in a pond surrounded by cattails, looking upward with its wide eyes open and mouth screaming. Text at the very bottom reads "Spark Remembered".

ALT Alt text: A stock photo meme showing a man in glasses, a blue collared shirt, and a tan sweater, sitting with a notepad and pen while gesturing with his open hand as if offering advice. Bold white text with a black outline at the top reads: "Just remember, if you're struggling..." The bottom text reads: "All you have to do", but the remaining line of text below it is cropped off and illegible. JPG + 2

ALT A meme featuring white bold text at the top reading: "Enjoy the best years of your life, this is your prime." Below it, the label "Me:" introduces an image of a scruffy, felt-like opossum figure with wild, yellow eyes and pink claws, looking bewildered and disheveled.

ALT can someone please explain to me how someone gets 8 hours of sleep, 10,000 steps a day, goes to work, maintains good hygiene, cleans their house, exercises, takes care of their animals, and has time for hobbies and socializing? cause i feel like this is also propaganda.

ALT A painting on a pink canvas featuring a white duck wearing a pink polka-dot party hat tied under its chin. The duck has rosy pink cheeks and open wings as it poses against the background. Red hand-painted text surrounds the duck, reading: "ALWAYS LEAVE THEM WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU".

ALT four-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring simple, colorful characters. Panel 1: A pink character looks at a smartphone screen displaying the quote: "TREAT OTHERS HOW YOU WISH TO BE TREATED". In the distance, a yellow character stands nearby. Panel 2: The pink character walks up behind the yellow character and gently taps them on the shoulder, accompanied by the sound effect "TAP TAP". Panel 3: The pink character wraps their arms around the yellow character in a sudden hug and says, "IT'S GOING TO BE OK". The yellow character looks surprised. Panel 4: Against a soft purple background, the pink character continues holding the hug, repeating "IT'S GOING TO BE OK", while the yellow character breaks down crying and hugs them back tight.

ALT "But I saw you do it last week!" Me: Yes, and today I can't. So stuff it, Brenda

ALT 1 - bart upset says '9 pages of side effects!' 2 - homer says '...so far....'

ALT me know that everything is gonna work out find because I saw 11:11 on the microwave [pic of woman smiling in front of stove that is on fire]

ALT retro comic book panel showing the silhouettes of a couple holding hands as they walk down a city street under a full moon and pinkish-purple night sky. A yellow caption box at the top left reads: "ENJOYS LONG ROMANTIC WALKS TO THE PHARMACY...". In the bottom right corner, a small circle contains decorative cursive text that reads "The End".

ALT chungledown-bimothy bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

ALT scenic background image of an ocean at sunset with orange and dark cloudy skies. Overlaid in large, bold white text with a black shadow drop is the phrase: "shut the f-ck up about kale". MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com